August 20, 2017
I fuckin hate cilantro. They're always givin me shit. Like yesterday, I was walking down the street and a car drove by and said "hey baby want sum fuk?" like who the fuck would do something like that. Only a man by the name of Dinkleschwortz McSalisbury. This guy. Lemme tell ya he's fuckin toxic like super toxic. I would have sexy time with a snail though.