January 18, 2019
one time i was eating a salad, and i screamed. there it was. the dark green herb slithered through the salad, contaminating everything. i fainted. the next thing i knew, i was in the hospital. the doctor explained what happened. "you must have been scared to death. literally. our tests show there is nothing wrong with you physically, but your brain is showing signs of distress. we still have no idea what scared you so much." the doctor said. a nurse came in with a plate with chicken, cilantro, and peas. "lets get some nutrients into you!" she said, holding out the plate. "do you remember what happened?" the doctor asked. I screamed. i cannot bear to even look at cilantro to this day.