Cilantro NO! I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

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Submit your anticilantro haiku below. For inspiration, imagine that your hatred of cilantro is a lotus flower blooming in steel rain.

As a reminder, haikus are 3 line poems of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Here's an example:

This single poem
reveals our unbridled rage
toward all cilantro.

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