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My brother once got sick from eating cilantro because it was dirty and he later got allergic to it.

Genia
New York, NY
United States

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i hate it very much.my story is at school . it started at lunch when i ate the pizza. the pizza had cilantro in it. i barfed because it taste like trash.

Asdefrgtyhujkil
Awsedrftghjk, FL
United States

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one day i was trying to enjoy a taco. a lovely beautiful taco. and i tasted something a little funny. was it the sauce? was it the veggies? no. it was the cilantro. this was supposed to be the best taco OF MY LIFE. and cilantro ruined it.

Gabriella Termine
Middle Village, NY
United States

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cilantro is very pungent🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮



United States

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Cilantro is poop fart yucky



United States

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it ruined my ramen bowl :(:(:(:(

Daisy
New York, NY
United States

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My mom put it on top of my spagetti.AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ella
Alexandria, MN
United States

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i have never had cilantro

i assume it is bad

i now hate cilantro

Stitchu
Somewhere~~
Australia

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cilantro has forever terrorirized me
i like potatoes

Shannanana
Nananana, ID
United States

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i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate CiLaNtRo

Your Mom
Hollister, CA
United States

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I was eating my plain butter pasta and all of the sudden, I FOUND A PIECE OF CILANTRO I didn't order that!!!

Ruby Reynolds
Woodland Hills, CA
United States

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It tastes like burnt, bitter soap



United States

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I HATE CILANTRO!!!!!!! IT IS THE WORST!!! IT TASTES LIKE OLD DIRT AND DIRTY SOCKS!!!! :((((((((((((

Rachael
Gerry, AK
United States

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I once grew cilantro in minecraft.

My server crashed
I burned it all in lava

Pewdiepie
Alaska, AK
Bangladesh

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We hate cilantro. It is the worst. Once my amigo rieyyy ate some then threw upp. It was awful. She hated it. So now we became vegan. Save the animals! Not cilantro! Ew. Really its gross. Become vegan and never eat cilantro.

Riles
Utah, HI
Belarus

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Does cilantro taste like soap to you guys, too? I hate cilantro

Prin6252
Ocala, FL
United States

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Je déteste le cilantro plus que tout au monde.
Une fois, je me suis étouffer sur du cilantro et je suis mort.
Depuis, je HAIS le cilantro...

Lancelot
Paris
France

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I can't eat chipotle rica anymore! so much cilantro! i hate it!!

Cilantrohater112
Westminister, GU
Bangladesh

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Funny thing to know:

The word coriander comes from Latin: coriandrum which turned into the spanish cilantro.

Original etymology (where the Romans got it from) was from Ancient Greek: koriannon - coming from Ancient Greek: kóris -- the bed bug (due to its smell).

Falirikos
Athens
Greece

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my first run in with this gross thing was when i was eating salad and it ruined my salad i will never eat that salad again



United States

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God I fucking hate cilantro. A part of my soul withers away whenever I discover the dish I ordered came in riddled with cilantro shreddings. I will engineer a virus that targets cilantro plants only and make their entire species extinct.

E
E
Vietnam

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I don't like cilantro. It tastes bad. Coriander is so much better! Look it up!

One day I was eating a taco, and then there was cilantro in it. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

Name
Los Angeles, CA
United States

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I HATE YOU CILANTRO, YOU HAD TO TAKE MY FAMILY! YOU COULD HAVE LEFT THE KIDS

Gab
Your Dad, FL
United States

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my teacher made everyone taste it in science class for the first time then started to explain why it tastes like soap

Bbb
Bbb, AL
Angola

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Once upon a time a cilantro assaulted my tastebuds. i will never be the same. the end

HI FAM
Ihatecilantro, ID
Belize

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ペイズリー を日本語で書く方法

Parsley
Cilantro Town
United States

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το κοράνιο είναι σαπούνι

Parsley
Cilantro Town, GU
United States

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cilantro makes me sneeze 🤧

Demarcus
New York, NY
United States

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my mom once bought cilantro-lime ranch dressing and it was so nasty. i almost puked.id never had cilantro b4 and i

SJ
Norman, OK
United States

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My MOTHER was cilantro and my dad was SOAP so i ended up looking like cilantro BUT tasting like SOAP. My entire life i have been multiplying and now the whole world is covered with my youngins and now everyone shall SUFFER. My children will soon RULE THE WORLD AND KILL U ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a nice day and btw i hate cilantro :)

Lord Farquaad
In A Land Far Far Aw
Niger

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Since i'm Jewish, my family celebrates Passover. One of the traditions on that day is to dip cilantro in salt water to symbolize the bitterness and tears of being enslaved in Israel. So, because of my family's religion, I've grown hate for something I used to tolerate. :'(



United States

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I've never eaten cilantro before, but I've heard that it's really bad, so I decided to join this website and to never eat cilantro. Thanks for warning me, internet.
-Swaggy
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Swaggy
Jackson, NJ, NJ
United States

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I woke up, the still morning air cool and crisp. It was silent, a heavy fog looming over the roof of my house. I padded down the stairs, twelve years old, wearing the nicest slides I had in the early morning. I was too lazy to look for other ones, but it didn't matter at the time.
I approached the door of a perfect creation on this planet that held the demon from the deepest darkest pit of hell. Little did I know of the bitterness that was about to flood my mouth.
I was approaching the fridge.
I pulled open the door of the fridge, light flooding my eyes as if the Oscars were going down in heaven itself. My eyes flickered over the orange juice, the whipped cream, the leftover pancakes from last night's dinner. (yes, i had pancakes for dinner.) But it wasn't breakfast I wanted. It was already eleven in the afternoon, I had slept in as usual.
My thick self wanted a salad. I pulled out lettuce, tomatoes, ranch, a variety of greens, even carrots. I pulled out all the salad goods. But I also pulled out the cilantro, suspecting nothing. I sprinkled cilantro here, cilantro there, cilantro E V E R Y W H E R E. I stabbed my salad with my fork, raised the bite of food to my mouth, and chewed.
Five seconds later I wished I had been born as a toothbrush.
Pain, I remember the pain. It was like someone shoved soap into my mouth. It tasted worse than a construction workers ass crack. It completely screwed up my salad. I remember tripping while stumbling to the bathroom on my gorgeous slides. I got hair in my mouth, so my hair smelled like chewed-up cilantro the rest of the day. I landed flat on my back. The cilantro went straight to the back of my mouth, and I began to cry. My sister heard me and stepped on my stomach. I curled up into a ball with my slides, the only thing that would never love me back.
The moral of the story is fuck cilantro.

A Birb
, TX
United States

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I was in one of my favorite stores that I really liked going to, then I saw cilantro with all the vegetables. I now want to burn the place down.



United States

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Once, I was eating Cilantro.
It was horrible.
The next moment, my dog began to howl. My neighbour screamed a frightful word: "Cilantro!" And since that day, I have vowed to beat Cilantro to a pulp (literally) and drink it's green terribleness until there is no Cilantro left.
(This is a fictional story. Do not be fooled. But still, be wary of Cilantro...)

CilantroTastesTerrib

Australia

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Cilantro...there are no words to describe it. I never thought I would ever in my life taste a worse food than what I dislike now, but cilantro took the cake. Literally. It took my cake from my birthday party when I was 6. I will never forget that day that cilantro took my life, jumped into the air, and slam dunked my life. I'm not a strong hater of anything, I barely use the word in general. But I will agree, like everyone else on the website, including you, the person who is reading this, that I HATE cilantro.

Madi
Wishiwasdead, AL
United States

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Qdoba puts cilantro in their white rice. I mistakenly thought it was something else. It ruined my burrito. I feel like i've been lied to.

Harambe

United States

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The experience was only when I was nine. I went to a pho place and they had these rolls. I took two bites into my roll and tasted a nasty leaf that made me want to spit it out. I knew what that taste was... CILANTRO!!!! AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS! 😷

Aurora
Lake Jackson, TX
United States

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I can not do anything other than sharing my story. So here's a haiku and a taste-like in my story.

Why am I in chains
No haikus nor taste likes, none
I just feel neutral

Cilantro tastes like freshly bleached asphalt but not as bad as the rotten chocolate hairspray that is protein powder

Taylor

United States

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I remember my mom having cilantro on the window sill by the sink. I couldn't wash my hands without smelling the overwhelming stench of green barf soapy death invading my pure nostrils and I think it's the root of all of my fears and hate. Have a blessed, cilantro-free day.



United States

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One day I was wondering through my mothers garden and I saw a plant. She told me it was edible so I picked off a leaf and ate it. My mouth has never tasted something so disgusting, so feces-like, so wretched in my entire life. I haven't eaten cilantro since then.

Sierra
San Jose, CA
United States

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I was watching a video, they mentioned this site, i thought it would be funny. I was right



United States

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I have never tried cilantro, but considering the fact that there is 5,517 people saying it's the black licorice of herbs, I'm going to say it's not the best.

Nyssa Al-Ghul
Georgia
United States

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My step mother put cilantro in my FRENCH FRIES, I did not eat them. Tey tasted like soap.

Anonomouse
Idc
Belgium

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Everyone is talking about a bad experience.I don't eat cilantro, either.And hates cilantro.
The good news is that every time I dine with my colleagues.Somebody always tells the waiter, "no cilantro."
I'm the only one on the team who doesn't eat cilantro.
Was deeply moved by

Cier
Beijing
China

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I was walking down a hallway, the smell was strong. So strong, I could smell it from 3,000 miles away. Sitting on the ground, I though it was parsley. It wasn't. Picking it up, I thought I was going to faint. It was cilantro. This moment changed me and not for the better.

Grace
Unicorn Land
United States

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I was at a restaurant, having some great food, when I was told I should try cilantro. Not knowing it's evil nature. When it was served I took a bite. My tongue fell out and engulfed in flames. No matter how many times I dabbed on the hating cilantro, nothing would work. Then it robbed a bank with it's secret partner, vegimite.

Max
Boston, MA
United States

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I hate cilantro
It’s the kryptonite to people
We must burn it allARR

NoMoreCilantroPls
, IL
Croatia

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I hate cilantro and I’m happy so many people agree.

Lilly
Carson City, NV
United States

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It was an ordinary night, but little did I know that tonight would change me forever. I ATE CILANTRO!!!!!!

Qwertyuiop
NY, NY
United States

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