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Cilantro is an herb that is known as Chinese parsley because of its resemblance to parsley. Cilantro is the name of the leaves of the coriander plant. What we know as the coriander spice, are the dried seeds of the plant. The tastes are very different, mainly because one is a seed and the other is a leaf. They definitely cannot be substituted for each other in recipes because of the taste difference. Coriander has a bit of a spicy, citrus flavor and cilantro has a lemony, tart and citrusy flavor to most people. Some people taste a soapy or metallic favor from a variation in a group of olfactory-receptor genes that allows them to strongly perceive the soapy-flavored aldehydes in cilantro leaves. There is some evidence that people with this genetic quirk can overcome their aversion with repeated exposure to the herb, especially if it is crushed rather than served whole. Cilantro isn't a bad herb. Not at all. The reason anyone would taste soap when eating cilantro is genetics.

Rebekah
Rennsselaer, NY
United States

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My grandma is allergic to cilantro,
I'm mentally allergic to it.
Every time i try to eat a burrito, or guacamole, or any other food...
... i find cilantro
My mother loves it
she cooks it all the time
sometimes i cant eat dinner
cuz cilantro infiltrates my mind

CilantroHater666
Berkeley, CA
United States

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So how i came to realise I hate cilantro I was at Chipotle and for some stupid reason the worker put cilantro in my rice. I MEAN IN MY RICE. And cilantro tastes lie soap to me so I HATE CILANTRO.

Mia Buehner
Avon Lake, OH
United States

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All these places that I go
I wish they'd let me know
When they add cilantro
They always forget
They never get rid of it
But I cant stop them

Yobay
Memphis, TN
United States

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I...... mildly dislike cilantro.

Bleep Bloop
New Pork City, MH
United States

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Cilantro is honestly the most disgusting thing that I have EVER tasted. It's so bitter and gross and it tastes like wet dog poop mixed with toothpaste and something diseased. I am honestly sooo glad a website like this exists

Hi
Not Tellin
United States

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I had cilantro it tasted like the bitterest thing ever

Adriana Stefne
New Haven, CT
United States

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it tastes like dish soap

Grace
Exeter, NH
United States

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Everyone hates cilantro. There is no point in even having cilantro in general. Cilantro is a disgusting green herb that EVERYONE hates, so why have it? Whatever. We cant change that. Cilantro sucks.

Sanji Houpta
SF, DE
United States

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I remember when Chipotle first was a thing. My friends and I went to check it out. Little did I know I would be poisoned with this vile leaf in my rice. Needless to say ever since that day I have had this deep deep hatred with the nasty cilantro. I hope it burns in hell.

Jessika Bunker
INDEPENDENCE, MO
United States

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cilantro's just gross, and so is basil, DISGUSTING

Asdcxv
Asdf, CT
United States

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I never really liked herbs

So I don’t like cilantro -_-



United States

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My mother forced me to eat cilantro from birth, I instantly felt repulsed by the gross herb. I thought I was being poisoned. The sickly thing slithered don my throat. It must burn and die.

Jasmine Byfleet
Auckland, IN
New Zealand

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cilantro is tastless and bad



United States

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i had a cilantro salad. it was really gross.

Toby Fox
Undertale
United States

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Cant stand the stuff, tastes like eating dish soap.
Fun fact - many men carry the gene that is responsible for the soapy flavor of this devils lettuce!
Say no to Cilantro, it's not our fault we were born this way!

Jay
Cape Town
South Africa

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Dude, you would not believe the things Cilantro has done to my life. IN A BAD WAY! First of all, on a fairly hot and summer day, I was walking home from my bus stop. While minding my own business, this piece of green leafed soap tasting devil sprouted from the crack of the street and placed it's self right in front of me. I was so offended that the gods, jesus himself, has brought upon such a disgusting, rotten, slithery leaf. Also known as the one, the only, CILANTRO. I could not believe my eyes as I stood there SHOOK as I can be. I then proceeded to squat down and pick out the cilantro from the crack of the road, making sure no one else has to go through same hell I went through. Little did I know the wind picked up and the cilantro waved and started floating to my face. I was so OUTRAGED. I hate cilantro so much.

Cilantrohater666
Los Angeles, CA
United States

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I told Bethany I made biscuits, but she brought a cilantro salad so I cut her out of my life forever.

BEatHanY's BiSCUiTS
Bread, CA
United States

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So I'm scared. There's something banging on my door and it smells like cilantro. Whenever I mention cilantro, the banging gets harder.
First, it was falling on my house. I thought it was a meaningless prank, but it wasn't. After, it got worse. It jammed the wheels of my car, so I had to take the bus, but the stench was unbearable. Then it took over the markets. I stopped going after that. I started working from home to avoid it.
It's inside. I have to publish this before he gets me.

Anonymous
Roswell, NM
United States

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so like this one time i was around 8 and i was in this real fancy restaurant and my mom ordered some p a s t a for me and i saw a weird ass lookin leaf and then i played minecraft PE and the food got cold.

fin~

Luke
Surabaya
Indonesia

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my mom grows it in her garden and it ruined all the other plants in the garden.



United States

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I was 6 when I first tasted cilantro. I was in our small town's local pizza parlor and they accidentally put cilantro on the pizza. I was horrible.

Yates Carey
Senoia, GA
United States

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cilantro sucks it literally is the one friend everyone makes fun of but its a spice so it is even more of a loser. it ruined my mom's garden and I was glad to see it die in the winter.

Frank Sinatra
New York, NY
United States

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honestly can't remember the last time i ate cilantro
or if i've ever even had it
but i hate it
it doesn't send good vibes
boycott cilantro

Kayla
Houston, TX
United States

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cilantro told my crush I liked him omg...

Bo
Ree
Bahrain

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My name is Alexa and I hate cilantro for three reasons. 1. When I was little I was sitting in my high chair eating my cheerios and cilantro comes up to me with a KNIFE. My mother had to hit it with a hammer, throw it away and move to a different house. 2. On my 10th birthday, I got food poisoning from cilantro and had to get my stomach pumped. 3. Everytime I warn people about cilantro, they say Im crazy. Someone said that I was crazy. I found out years later from a cilantro related accident. Cilanto kills. Cilantro is EVIL.

Alexa
Pinehurst, NC
United States

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I hate cilantro so bad

Morgan Braley
Upland, CA
United States

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A Cilantro (boo) Truck (or at least one that smelled like it) passed by me late night. I gagged to the highest degree, nearly throwing up, and clutched my stomach violently. My dad may have thought I was having a seizure. I hate cilantro.

RoRo Bean
, IL
United States

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This is not a haiku
It is a poem
Im so bored, around the house I roam

I don't know what Cilantro is, I don't care
Is it a llama
with lots of hair?

I hate cilantro
it really sucks
Its only used for...feeding ravenous...ducks.

Cilantro is green
not like my shoe
but sometimes it shows up inside people's poo.

CilantroHater101

United States

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I tried cilantro, I hated it. Thats my story.

I HATE CILANTRO
BLAH BLAH BLAH, WV
Algeria

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FUCK YOU CILANTRO

Miguelkunpatata
Caracas
United States

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once during Passover..... (we have to eat it with salt water) I choked on the piece of cilantro. and since then, I hate cilantro

Jollie
Austin, TX
United States

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Look, hunny, I just hate cilantro in general. it tastes like crap. This website is the only refuge i can find from the cilantro-lovers that surround me.

Samantha
Somewhere Over The R, OH
United States

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I saw your face.

4qg
42g
United States

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Cilantro has caused tragedy in my life. It killed my goldfish, Paco, when I tried to feed him cilantro.
My life has never been the same.
RIP PACO

Juanita
San Juan, PR
United States

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One time I bought cilantro for my cousin for her birthday. She said she loved it, I wondered what it tasted like so I got some for my self. The moment I ate it I regretted it. NEVER AGAIN SHALL I BUY CILANTRO!1!1!1!

Vales
Salty N. St, HI
Bahamas

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how do i tell my family that i hate cilantro? please email me some tips.

Kate

United States

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CILANTRO ED NOOOOOOO
Ed Sheeran
British Virgin Islands

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Roses are RED,
Cilantro is GREEN,
The Pacific is DIRTY,
If you Know What I Mean.
[I mean the Great Pacific Garbage Patch]

Cilantro is green,
You are bright red,
A young man is keen,
An old man is dead.

...
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United States

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The hell with what it taste like , nearly most everyone that hates it has mentioned dish soap !! Well besides all those other things they claim it taste like dish soap is bad enough when it comes to being in salsa or something else on your plate! I missed the soap taste during all the mexican food places I've eaten growing up ,I guess because they didn't put it in their chip salsa... When I did taste it in salsa I swore that the dish washer was really slackN on his job because I thought the dish the salsa was served in wasn't rinsed at all ! Nowadays I ask if they put cilantro in their salsa before they bring it.. I would like to know what is the reason it taste like soap ! I heard one time it was that some people are lacking some type of vitamin in their bodies !! So could someone Please let me know what the scientific reason might be ????

David D. Brown
Christoval, TX
United States

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You gotta love that cilantro.... NOT

Jessica Anderson
New York City, NY
United States

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When I was little my mom would make me eat PLAIN cilantro and I practically DIED every time you guys have it easy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lulu
, IL
United States

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My trainer bought Cilantro flavored Pokepuffs for me...I tasted it...And I broke open my Pokeball and ran away.

No
No
United States

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I hate it.

Joshy Silli
1234 St St AZ, GU
Belize

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What is cilantro



United States

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Jaiden Brought me here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiXLtEi4Ui8

I also hate cilantro.

JaidenMayorMayNotHat
Orlando, FL
United States

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my moom gav me cillantrllo and i became da bad man and then the next night i diarreab everywher on house

Big Boy Man
Uganda, GA
Cape Verde

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Cilantro=bug
This is my story

Shanxiaohui
Shenzhen
China

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非常讨厌香菜,味道和koris(臭虫)一样

LiJia
Beijing
China

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I hate when I would order Thai take out but forgot to tell them NO CILANTRO !! Get home and spend the next twenty minutes finding and picking out every single piece of that disgusting, foul tasting weed.

Horatio Foster
Scarborough
Canada

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