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When I tried cilantro for the first time, I thought it was mint. Mint tastes better.
One day i decided to turn my PS4 on and play Fortnite Battle Royale, one of my 2 friends in the party said he likes this devil plant (Cilantro), my other friend said that he should burn in hell and told me about this website, i strongly believe that anyone who eats Cilantro is a Satanist and a Nazi. This Accident then said 'all hail Cilantro', i feel that he should go burn in a hole.
one time i ate cilantro and it tasted like soap, i will never do anything like that again in my life
Every time i (unwillingly) get cilantro in my mouth i literally tear up. Idk whats so horrible about it but its the third time its happened and my eyes literally filled with tears. Fuck cilantro
you know, cilantro isn’t that bad. it kind of tastes like soap, but a nice soap. like a good, high quality, lush soap.
... I rest my case
Cilantro is an herb that is known as Chinese parsley because of its resemblance to parsley. Cilantro is the name of the leaves of the coriander plant. What we know as the coriander spice, are the dried seeds of the plant. The tastes are very different, mainly because one is a seed and the other is a leaf. They definitely cannot be substituted for each other in recipes because of the taste difference. Coriander has a bit of a spicy, citrus flavor and cilantro has a lemony, tart and citrusy flavor to most people. Some people taste a soapy or metallic favor from a variation in a group of olfactory-receptor genes that allows them to strongly perceive the soapy-flavored aldehydes in cilantro leaves. There is some evidence that people with this genetic quirk can overcome their aversion with repeated exposure to the herb, especially if it is crushed rather than served whole. Cilantro isn't a bad herb. Not at all. The reason anyone would taste soap when eating cilantro is genetics.
My grandma is allergic to cilantro,
I'm mentally allergic to it.
Every time i try to eat a burrito, or guacamole, or any other food...
... i find cilantro
My mother loves it
she cooks it all the time
sometimes i cant eat dinner
cuz cilantro infiltrates my mind
So how i came to realise I hate cilantro I was at Chipotle and for some stupid reason the worker put cilantro in my rice. I MEAN IN MY RICE. And cilantro tastes lie soap to me so I HATE CILANTRO.
All these places that I go
I wish they'd let me know
When they add cilantro
They always forget
They never get rid of it
But I cant stop them
I...... mildly dislike cilantro.
Cilantro is honestly the most disgusting thing that I have EVER tasted. It's so bitter and gross and it tastes like wet dog poop mixed with toothpaste and something diseased. I am honestly sooo glad a website like this exists
I had cilantro it tasted like the bitterest thing ever
it tastes like dish soap
Everyone hates cilantro. There is no point in even having cilantro in general. Cilantro is a disgusting green herb that EVERYONE hates, so why have it? Whatever. We cant change that. Cilantro sucks.
I remember when Chipotle first was a thing. My friends and I went to check it out. Little did I know I would be poisoned with this vile leaf in my rice. Needless to say ever since that day I have had this deep deep hatred with the nasty cilantro. I hope it burns in hell.
cilantro's just gross, and so is basil, DISGUSTING
I never really liked herbs
So I don’t like cilantro -_-
My mother forced me to eat cilantro from birth, I instantly felt repulsed by the gross herb. I thought I was being poisoned. The sickly thing slithered don my throat. It must burn and die.
cilantro is tastless and bad
i had a cilantro salad. it was really gross.
Cant stand the stuff, tastes like eating dish soap.
Fun fact - many men carry the gene that is responsible for the soapy flavor of this devils lettuce!
Say no to Cilantro, it's not our fault we were born this way!
Dude, you would not believe the things Cilantro has done to my life. IN A BAD WAY! First of all, on a fairly hot and summer day, I was walking home from my bus stop. While minding my own business, this piece of green leafed soap tasting devil sprouted from the crack of the street and placed it's self right in front of me. I was so offended that the gods, jesus himself, has brought upon such a disgusting, rotten, slithery leaf. Also known as the one, the only, CILANTRO. I could not believe my eyes as I stood there SHOOK as I can be. I then proceeded to squat down and pick out the cilantro from the crack of the road, making sure no one else has to go through same hell I went through. Little did I know the wind picked up and the cilantro waved and started floating to my face. I was so OUTRAGED. I hate cilantro so much.
I told Bethany I made biscuits, but she brought a cilantro salad so I cut her out of my life forever.
So I'm scared. There's something banging on my door and it smells like cilantro. Whenever I mention cilantro, the banging gets harder.
First, it was falling on my house. I thought it was a meaningless prank, but it wasn't. After, it got worse. It jammed the wheels of my car, so I had to take the bus, but the stench was unbearable. Then it took over the markets. I stopped going after that. I started working from home to avoid it.
It's inside. I have to publish this before he gets me.
so like this one time i was around 8 and i was in this real fancy restaurant and my mom ordered some p a s t a for me and i saw a weird ass lookin leaf and then i played minecraft PE and the food got cold.
my mom grows it in her garden and it ruined all the other plants in the garden.
I was 6 when I first tasted cilantro. I was in our small town's local pizza parlor and they accidentally put cilantro on the pizza. I was horrible.
cilantro sucks it literally is the one friend everyone makes fun of but its a spice so it is even more of a loser. it ruined my mom's garden and I was glad to see it die in the winter.
honestly can't remember the last time i ate cilantro
or if i've ever even had it
but i hate it
it doesn't send good vibes
cilantro told my crush I liked him omg...
My name is Alexa and I hate cilantro for three reasons. 1. When I was little I was sitting in my high chair eating my cheerios and cilantro comes up to me with a KNIFE. My mother had to hit it with a hammer, throw it away and move to a different house. 2. On my 10th birthday, I got food poisoning from cilantro and had to get my stomach pumped. 3. Everytime I warn people about cilantro, they say Im crazy. Someone said that I was crazy. I found out years later from a cilantro related accident. Cilanto kills. Cilantro is EVIL.
I hate cilantro so bad
A Cilantro (boo) Truck (or at least one that smelled like it) passed by me late night. I gagged to the highest degree, nearly throwing up, and clutched my stomach violently. My dad may have thought I was having a seizure. I hate cilantro.
This is not a haiku
It is a poem
Im so bored, around the house I roam
I don't know what Cilantro is, I don't care
Is it a llama
with lots of hair?
I hate cilantro
it really sucks
Its only used for...feeding ravenous...ducks.
Cilantro is green
not like my shoe
but sometimes it shows up inside people's poo.
I tried cilantro, I hated it. Thats my story.
FUCK YOU CILANTRO
once during Passover..... (we have to eat it with salt water) I choked on the piece of cilantro. and since then, I hate cilantro
Look, hunny, I just hate cilantro in general. it tastes like crap. This website is the only refuge i can find from the cilantro-lovers that surround me.
Somewhere Over The R, OH
I saw your face.
Cilantro has caused tragedy in my life. It killed my goldfish, Paco, when I tried to feed him cilantro.
My life has never been the same.
One time I bought cilantro for my cousin for her birthday. She said she loved it, I wondered what it tasted like so I got some for my self. The moment I ate it I regretted it. NEVER AGAIN SHALL I BUY CILANTRO!1!1!1!
Salty N. St, HI
how do i tell my family that i hate cilantro? please email me some tips.
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Roses are RED,
Cilantro is GREEN,
The Pacific is DIRTY,
If you Know What I Mean.
[I mean the Great Pacific Garbage Patch]
Cilantro is green,
You are bright red,
A young man is keen,
An old man is dead.
The hell with what it taste like , nearly most everyone that hates it has mentioned dish soap !! Well besides all those other things they claim it taste like dish soap is bad enough when it comes to being in salsa or something else on your plate! I missed the soap taste during all the mexican food places I've eaten growing up ,I guess because they didn't put it in their chip salsa... When I did taste it in salsa I swore that the dish washer was really slackN on his job because I thought the dish the salsa was served in wasn't rinsed at all ! Nowadays I ask if they put cilantro in their salsa before they bring it.. I would like to know what is the reason it taste like soap ! I heard one time it was that some people are lacking some type of vitamin in their bodies !! So could someone Please let me know what the scientific reason might be ????
You gotta love that cilantro.... NOT
When I was little my mom would make me eat PLAIN cilantro and I practically DIED every time you guys have it easy!!!!!!!!!!!!
My trainer bought Cilantro flavored Pokepuffs for me...I tasted it...And I broke open my Pokeball and ran away.
I hate it.
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