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Added on Jul 19, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com mug! by IHC

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by Stacy on Jun 16, 2014

Cilantro sensitivity may be a tip off that you are Heavy Metal Poisoned. Trust Your Biology to respond appropriately to neuro-biochemical shifts.

I can't believe no one has posted this information on your board yet, so I will do so now...

Facts:
Cilantro oil is used by MANY MANY advanced detox doctors to dislodge Mercury and other heavy metals from the brain, nerves, liver, and other fatty organs of the body, the organs on the other side of the blood brain barrier. However, after cilantro oil dislodges it, it does not REMOVE the heavy metal from the body, it just s...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

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Who even am i
creating a haiku
about cilantro

by cilantrocanchoke on May 27, 2018

オイラはね
シラントロなんか
大嫌い

by oof on May 25, 2018

Extreme depression
Sprinkled on the top of it
Spaghetti ruined

by IdioticGeniusRedbubble on Dec 18, 2017

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCilantro.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with cilantro than one of its floral companions? IHateCilantro.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-shirt...

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by Pasta Betrayal on Aug 18, 2019

One day I wanted to enjoy some spaghetti dinner, I was expecting a yummy meal of noodles and tomato sauce. Little did I know the absolute HORROR that would soon come over me. I took a big chomp of spaghetti and what did I taste? I tasted basically edible soap. It was like a taste bud murder scene. That plate of spaghetti was unfortunately left UNFINISHED....

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by austin on Jun 17, 2016

I've probably taken for granted all of the surprising things I've learned since becoming a member. For example, cilantro is known as coriander in other English speaking countries and it refers to the entire plant. That's why you can visit IHateCoriander.com and it redirects you to IHateCilantro.com. As far as I know, the English word cilantro is only used in the United States. To most people in America coriander is just...

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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Cilantro I
Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!
You cilantro

by Lord Farquaad on Aug 22, 2019

Someone once asked me,
"Want cilantro on that soup?"
I replied, "no thanks"

by snekman69 on Aug 22, 2019

Cilantro, a noun
Synonyms include: devil
evil, malicious

by ╰[ ⁰﹏⁰ ]╯ on Aug 21, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Mr. Ham on Dec 21, 2017

At first it was just a dislike of cilantro. If someone asked if I wanted it as a garnish I would politely say no and go on with my day. I didn't care for the taste but I didn't hate the plant, not in the same light as say broccoli at least. But that soon changed. My dislike of cilantro soon turned to hate and anger. I will refuse accept those who eat this monstrosity, I've stopped going to restaurants that house this little devil plant, I can't even walk into a garden without fear of happening upon it. It has changed my life forever.

I was 9 at the time of the turning point. It...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Homseas on Sep 21, 2018

I can't really remember my first encounter with the greens themselves. However, this is what it tastes like to me:

Imagine you're walking on the beach along the ocean front. You are having a wonderful day, the smell of the salt water in your lungs gives you the feeling you are truly alive. Suddenly, the breeze changes and you smell a foul rotting smell. You look around, frantically trying to find this intruder on your joy...then, you see it. A rotting fish baking in the sun, the smell of rot and salt permeates the air around you making it hard to breathe. You try and try to suppress...

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