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Added on Jul 19, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com mug! by IHC

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by Alexa on Jul 12, 2019

One time i was in paris and i was eating at this italian restuarant (ironic i know). They gave me plain pasta with meatballs and sauce on the side and for some reason THERE WAS CILANTRO IN THE SAUCE. So i, like any normal person, started to pick the chunks of cilantro out of the sauce (they were pretty big so it wasn't a difficult task). That was until my boyfriend, who actually likes cilantro and thinks i'm insane for my hatred of it, started making fun of me. Of course i tried knocking sense into his head, but it was too late. He double dog dared me to eat the sauce normally with ...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com apron! by

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Cilantro is bad
It makes me very very sad
It tastes like soap, ew.

by betty_wap on Nov 27, 2017

Extreme depression
Sprinkled on the top of it
Spaghetti ruined

by IdioticGeniusRedbubble on Dec 18, 2017

オイラはね
シラントロなんか
大嫌い

by oof on May 25, 2018

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCilantro.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with cilantro than one of its floral companions? IHateCilantro.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-shirt...

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by Jeanne on Nov 20, 2019

I thought I hated guacamole because it tasted like hand cream. Then when I was 18, a friend's mom made guac that was chunky and I loved it. I thought I didn't like it that was smooth. But I learned later, she didn't add cilantro. I totally thought something was wrong with me until the internet told me it was a thing.

I joined a coop because they had a hot food and the burritos & tacos had cilantro in rice, sour cream, salsa, and beans. I commented for it and they said I could have plain beans, plain sour cream, and plain tomatoes. Blech....

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by thestaff on Jun 9, 2016

The front page changed! This front page used to be the place to get meta news about IHateCilantro.com. But now its more like a blog! Sometimes there will be site news too. Please stay on your toes. If you want that page again to re-live a previous golden age lost to time, just click here.

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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Roses are red violets are blue this is not a haiku but I hate cilantro how about you? Cilantro is like soap but it has a worse flavor so dear cilantro do me a favor... and go away.

by BIZZARECRINGE on Nov 21, 2019

i like to urinate
inside a salad
if it has cilantro

by cilantropoopoo on Nov 21, 2019

cilantro is poo poo
if you think no
then you can eat
a toe

by cilantropoopoo on Nov 21, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Alexa on Jul 12, 2019

One time i was in paris and i was eating at this italian restuarant (ironic i know). They gave me plain pasta with meatballs and sauce on the side and for some reason THERE WAS CILANTRO IN THE SAUCE. So i, like any normal person, started to pick the chunks of cilantro out of the sauce (they were pretty big so it wasn't a difficult task). That was until my boyfriend, who actually likes cilantro and thinks i'm insane for my hatred of it, started making fun of me. Of course i tried knocking sense into his head, but it was too late. He double dog dared me to eat the sauce normally with ...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Homseas on Sep 21, 2018

I can't really remember my first encounter with the greens themselves. However, this is what it tastes like to me:

Imagine you're walking on the beach along the ocean front. You are having a wonderful day, the smell of the salt water in your lungs gives you the feeling you are truly alive. Suddenly, the breeze changes and you smell a foul rotting smell. You look around, frantically trying to find this intruder on your joy...then, you see it. A rotting fish baking in the sun, the smell of rot and salt permeates the air around you making it hard to breathe. You try and try to suppress...

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