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by Mr. Ham on Dec 21, 2017

At first it was just a dislike of cilantro. If someone asked if I wanted it as a garnish I would politely say no and go on with my day. I didn't care for the taste but I didn't hate the plant, not in the same light as say broccoli at least. But that soon changed. My dislike of cilantro soon turned to hate and anger. I will refuse accept those who eat this monstrosity, I've stopped going to restaurants that house this little devil plant, I can't even walk into a garden without fear of happening upon it. It has changed my life forever.

I was 9 at the time of the turning point. It...

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"Cilantro's ok."
"Don't even joke about that!"
“What do you..." "Get out."

by PiggyMasterGaming101 on Mar 19, 2018

Cilantro just sucks,
Only weirdos like that trash,
spinach number one

by FrickCilantro18 on Mar 14, 2018

cilantro is like,
super duper bad you guys
why does it exist

by freakydeakytacoboi on Jan 8, 2018

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No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

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Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by austin on Jun 17, 2016

I've probably taken for granted all of the surprising things I've learned since becoming a member. For example, cilantro is known as coriander in other English speaking countries and it refers to the entire plant. That's why you can visit IHateCoriander.com and it redirects you to IHateCilantro.com. As far as I know, the English word cilantro is only used in the United States. To most people in America coriander is just...

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Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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Tastes like stale urine
we all know it's cilantro
honestly just bad

by Water Sandwich on Jul 16, 2019

Cilantro is Bad
My world's extremely plaid
Therefore, I'm very sad

by MagicIAN on Jul 10, 2019

cilantro you suck
being in the foods i like.
you taste horrible.

by manatee1324 on Jul 8, 2019

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I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Heather on Dec 5, 2013

When I was around 10, my mom (who loved to try new things) made a dish that was just revolting. She called me down for dinner, and I could smell something weird from halfway down the hall. It smelled like the hot soapy mist when you first open the dishwasher. I actually thought someone just did the dishes, and I couldn't figure out why the smell was so strong that day. I sat down to eat, and I was just sick to my stomach by the smell. I was angry at my mom, I thought she did something weird to the dishes, put them through the wrong cycle or something, and they were still dirty. I got a n...

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Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Stacy on Jun 16, 2014

Cilantro sensitivity may be a tip off that you are Heavy Metal Poisoned. Trust Your Biology to respond appropriately to neuro-biochemical shifts.

I can't believe no one has posted this information on your board yet, so I will do so now...

Facts:
Cilantro oil is used by MANY MANY advanced detox doctors to dislodge Mercury and other heavy metals from the brain, nerves, liver, and other fatty organs of the body, the organs on the other side of the blood brain barrier. However, after cilantro oil dislodges it, it does not REMOVE the heavy metal from the body, it just s...

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