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Added on Jul 19, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com mug! by IHC

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by Toe on Oct 24, 2017

This horrid taste that assaults me, soaplike and yet without charm.
Entered this hell via family dinner, thought I, but the worst is yet to pass, how far could this green-skinned plant draw me, nay, for I am strong and possessing a will of steel.
Lo, how wrong was i to underestimate this worst of foes, this unfoodlike edible, this plight upon my tastes, a suffering was never worse felt then whence that herb, or so-called, hit my tongue for it was a hell of human devising.
Never again will i make the same novice mistake,
never again will i trust those i called my own, ...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com apron! by

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Stemmy scourge of Pho
They say, "but it's essential!"
Extract leaves with rage

by 23rdhour on Oct 24, 2017

"Cilantro's ok."
"Don't even joke about that!"
“What do you..." "Get out."

by PiggyMasterGaming101 on Mar 19, 2018

Cilantro is bad
It makes me very very sad
It tastes like soap, ew.

by betty_wap on Nov 27, 2017

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCilantro.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with cilantro than one of its floral companions? IHateCilantro.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-shirt...

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by Wee Snaw on Oct 9, 2019

cilantro ruined my marriage...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by thestaff on Jun 16, 2016

Guys! We keep changing things and it's so much so fast that we can't even keep up with telling you about it. We just changed the haikus page so it looks like the stories payou can like and link to individual haikus now or peruse them leisurely by using the Newer and Older buttons subtly located at the top left and right sides of the page. Perhaps you want to study one of Austin's haikus, hm? Like this treasure. There's so much more we would like to do but this is a start. We have started and ok...

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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Cilantro is suck
It makes me want to puke now
Cilantro go hell

by WAHEY on Oct 15, 2019

cilantro is bad
cilantro makes me big sad
i hate cilantro

by cilantrohater27 on Oct 14, 2019

I hate cilantro.
It ruins every single good food
Even burritos

by alexhatescilntro on Oct 14, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Toe on Oct 24, 2017

This horrid taste that assaults me, soaplike and yet without charm.
Entered this hell via family dinner, thought I, but the worst is yet to pass, how far could this green-skinned plant draw me, nay, for I am strong and possessing a will of steel.
Lo, how wrong was i to underestimate this worst of foes, this unfoodlike edible, this plight upon my tastes, a suffering was never worse felt then whence that herb, or so-called, hit my tongue for it was a hell of human devising.
Never again will i make the same novice mistake,
never again will i trust those i called my own, ...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Homseas on Sep 21, 2018

I can't really remember my first encounter with the greens themselves. However, this is what it tastes like to me:

Imagine you're walking on the beach along the ocean front. You are having a wonderful day, the smell of the salt water in your lungs gives you the feeling you are truly alive. Suddenly, the breeze changes and you smell a foul rotting smell. You look around, frantically trying to find this intruder on your joy...then, you see it. A rotting fish baking in the sun, the smell of rot and salt permeates the air around you making it hard to breathe. You try and try to suppress...

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