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Cilantro, NO!

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Added on Jun 17, 2016

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by Anonymus on Jan 7, 2019

So guys... I don't have an account because it won't let me get one, but that's beside the point... This is my cilantro story. One day, in my kindergarten years, we had a "bring-something-healthy-to-school-day." Sounds fake, but this is legit. Everyone brought something healthy, I remember I brought radishes. Everyone brought something, and then we had to take a little bit of everything and try it. There were normal things like carrots, broccoli, green beans, even rainbow chard. But then... I came across the CILANTRO. I had never encountered such a specimen before, and he was so misle...

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Dark herb cilantro
Slithers through my burrito
If only I knew

by Erika Stabile on Sep 28, 2018

Nasty cilantro,
Why do some people like you?
You think you're so great

by cheer._.up._.poptart._. on Sep 27, 2018

You crashed my server.
My Christian Minecraft server.
You suck, cilantro.

by succ.on.deez on Sep 26, 2018

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCilantro.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with cilantro than one of its floral companions? IHateCilantro.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-shirt...

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