by Böbërt Thë Thïrd on Feb 19, 2019
this is a true story about cilantro. One day I was walking home and I went into an alleyway. A weird dude said," hey Man U want some DRUUUUUUUUUÛÛÛÛÛÛGGGGGGSSSSSS????!?!?!?!?!? I said," No I don't want to get hiiiii like you." O, thats to baaaaadddddd, Im giving u some any way!!!!" and the weird dude shoved drugs in my mouth. although it wasn't drugs, it was cilantro!!!!!!! I said these are not drugs u stupid little boi its cilantro. he said it'll kiq in soooooooooooooooooon boi. When I went home, in the middle of dinner I started act hiiiiiii as a babooooooooon I en...
Dark herb cilantro
Slithers through my burrito
If only I knew
by Erika Stabile on Sep 28, 2018
Why do some people like you?
You think you're so great
by cheer._.up._.poptart._. on Sep 27, 2018
You crashed my server.
My Christian Minecraft server.
You suck, cilantro.
by succ.on.deez on Sep 26, 2018
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