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Added on Jul 19, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com mug! by IHC

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by Heather on Dec 5, 2013

When I was around 10, my mom (who loved to try new things) made a dish that was just revolting. She called me down for dinner, and I could smell something weird from halfway down the hall. It smelled like the hot soapy mist when you first open the dishwasher. I actually thought someone just did the dishes, and I couldn't figure out why the smell was so strong that day. I sat down to eat, and I was just sick to my stomach by the smell. I was angry at my mom, I thought she did something weird to the dishes, put them through the wrong cycle or something, and they were still dirty. I got a n...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com apron! by

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Who even am i
creating a haiku
about cilantro

by cilantrocanchoke on May 27, 2018

"Cilantro is good"
Is like a peaceful flame war;
It doesn't exist

by AwsomeCupcakes on Dec 2, 2017

Cilantro just sucks,
Only weirdos like that trash,
spinach number one

by FrickCilantro18 on Mar 14, 2018

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCilantro.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with cilantro than one of its floral companions? IHateCilantro.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-shirt...

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by Sad on Sep 13, 2019

now okay i've had some run ins with cilantro but this one is by far the worst...
It WAS a regular day, I got home from school and I went to my home printer to print out cilantro hate posters, my mom and brother both new that I was doing this because I did it every day. It seemed that the printer was out of paper, so I opened the tray for the paper AND THERE WAS CILANTRO. I started screaming so my Mom ran downstairs because she thought I was getting murdered. but then I explained to her why I was screaming AND SHE STARTED TO LAUGH AT ME... SHE was the one who put CILANTRO IN THE PRINTER!!! ...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by austin on Jun 14, 2016

I've been a member of IHC for 10 years. Now that there's a blog I'm writing posts for it. This is my first. One thing I've learned since joining is that some people taste cilantro differently than I do. To me cilantro tastes like something went bad, sour, or rotten. It also has a "wet dog" smell. If it's really fresh then the taste and smell are pretty mild. That's another thing I've learned: some people hate it much more than I do! For example, if it's cut up into really small pieces ...

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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Cilantro is bad
Cilantro is bad
Sayonara

by beepbeeplettuce on Sep 16, 2019

Cilantro, you make me sad.

by cilantrosad on Sep 16, 2019

I despise the food
When Cilantro is in it
screw cilantro, man.

by ewcilantro123 on Sep 16, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Alexa on Jul 12, 2019

One time i was in paris and i was eating at this italian restuarant (ironic i know). They gave me plain pasta with meatballs and sauce on the side and for some reason THERE WAS CILANTRO IN THE SAUCE. So i, like any normal person, started to pick the chunks of cilantro out of the sauce (they were pretty big so it wasn't a difficult task). That was until my boyfriend, who actually likes cilantro and thinks i'm insane for my hatred of it, started making fun of me. Of course i tried knocking sense into his head, but it was too late. He double dog dared me to eat the sauce normally with ...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Stacy on Jun 16, 2014

Cilantro sensitivity may be a tip off that you are Heavy Metal Poisoned. Trust Your Biology to respond appropriately to neuro-biochemical shifts.

I can't believe no one has posted this information on your board yet, so I will do so now...

Facts:
Cilantro oil is used by MANY MANY advanced detox doctors to dislodge Mercury and other heavy metals from the brain, nerves, liver, and other fatty organs of the body, the organs on the other side of the blood brain barrier. However, after cilantro oil dislodges it, it does not REMOVE the heavy metal from the body, it just s...

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