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Cilantro, NO!

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Added on Jun 17, 2016

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by Böbërt Thë Thïrd on Feb 19, 2019

this is a true story about cilantro. One day I was walking home and I went into an alleyway. A weird dude said," hey Man U want some DRUUUUUUUUUÛÛÛÛÛÛGGGGGGSSSSSS????!?!?!?!?!? I said," No I don't want to get hiiiii like you." O, thats to baaaaadddddd, Im giving u some any way!!!!" and the weird dude shoved drugs in my mouth. although it wasn't drugs, it was cilantro!!!!!!! I said these are not drugs u stupid little boi its cilantro. he said it'll kiq in soooooooooooooooooon boi. When I went home, in the middle of dinner I started act hiiiiiii as a babooooooooon I en...

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Dark herb cilantro
Slithers through my burrito
If only I knew

by Erika Stabile on Sep 28, 2018

Nasty cilantro,
Why do some people like you?
You think you're so great

by cheer._.up._.poptart._. on Sep 27, 2018

You crashed my server.
My Christian Minecraft server.
You suck, cilantro.

by succ.on.deez on Sep 26, 2018

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCilantro.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with cilantro than one of its floral companions? IHateCilantro.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-shirt...

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