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Added on Jul 19, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com mug! by IHC

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by Mr. Ham on Dec 21, 2017

At first it was just a dislike of cilantro. If someone asked if I wanted it as a garnish I would politely say no and go on with my day. I didn't care for the taste but I didn't hate the plant, not in the same light as say broccoli at least. But that soon changed. My dislike of cilantro soon turned to hate and anger. I will refuse accept those who eat this monstrosity, I've stopped going to restaurants that house this little devil plant, I can't even walk into a garden without fear of happening upon it. It has changed my life forever.

I was 9 at the time of the turning point. It...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

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All around the world
People eat this soapy herb
I must ask, "why so?"

by Cobalt0305 on Dec 15, 2017

cilantro is like,
super duper bad you guys
why does it exist

by freakydeakytacoboi on Jan 8, 2018

Stemmy scourge of Pho
They say, "but it's essential!"
Extract leaves with rage

by 23rdhour on Oct 24, 2017

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

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by on Nov 15, 2019

i hate cilantro. one time i was making a sandwich, while i was in San marino, and some sketchy italian guy sold me some cilantro. i was like frick it your hot, why not? it tasted like my girlfriends period blood. I was addicted to cilantro for 2 years. Then i had some more while i was drunk, and iit tasted like chocolate. o had never been more disgujsted in my life. I hate cilantro...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by thestaff on Jun 9, 2016

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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What is Cilantro
Never heard of it before
What even is it?

by TheAwesomeYT on Nov 17, 2019

I hate the green hue
Because it looks just like puke
Which is what I do

by CilantroIsPrettyBad on Nov 17, 2019

Cilantro sucks man
I never wanna taste it
Kill it all right now

by onlinebird on Nov 16, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Homseas on Sep 21, 2018

I can't really remember my first encounter with the greens themselves. However, this is what it tastes like to me:

Imagine you're walking on the beach along the ocean front. You are having a wonderful day, the smell of the salt water in your lungs gives you the feeling you are truly alive. Suddenly, the breeze changes and you smell a foul rotting smell. You look around, frantically trying to find this intruder on your joy...then, you see it. A rotting fish baking in the sun, the smell of rot and salt permeates the air around you making it hard to breathe. You try and try to suppress...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Mr. Ham on Dec 21, 2017

At first it was just a dislike of cilantro. If someone asked if I wanted it as a garnish I would politely say no and go on with my day. I didn't care for the taste but I didn't hate the plant, not in the same light as say broccoli at least. But that soon changed. My dislike of cilantro soon turned to hate and anger. I will refuse accept those who eat this monstrosity, I've stopped going to restaurants that house this little devil plant, I can't even walk into a garden without fear of happening upon it. It has changed my life forever.

I was 9 at the time of the turning point. It...

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