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Cilantro, NO!

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TheAwesomeYT

What is Cilantro
Never heard of it before
What even is it?




CilantroIsPrettyBad

I hate the green hue
Because it looks just like puke
Which is what I do




Onlinebird

Cilantro sucks man
I never wanna taste it
Kill it all right now




TheGrape

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Bill_nye_the_russian_spy

I hate Cilantro
Why does it have to exist?
I really hate it




TheGrape

So i see you came
Cilantro is slowly taking over the world
I dont care if that doesnt fit in a haiku
it is true




TheGrape

This is not a haiku
This is simply a joke
Cilantro...
get it?




TheGrape

Cilantro is green
I do not like green at all
I really only like grapes




Cilantro-squad

cilantro is bad
cilantro more like no no
cilantro is ew




Cilantro-squad

never had this food
everyone seems to hate it
i dont get the deal




CilantroTheWorst

I saw cilantro
My hatred of cilantro
Just made this haiku




Hatemyselfandcilantro

Oh god
Why has this webiste decided to capitalize the 'c' in cilantro?
A word with such hatred does not deserve the glory of a capital 'c'




Pee_Fart_Pat

The Devil’s houseplant
Dreaded leaf haunts my tastebuds
It burns to this day




Rreeyy

cilantro haunts me,
i see it when im sleeping,
it wants me to die




Iwanttokillcoriander

Green Satan
The Soap Taste of Death
Horrible, Pain.




No Cilantro

I pray to god
My family disowned me
I weep in the ally
All because i accidentally
Ate cilantro
I will be sacrificed in three days
To whom they are sacrificing me to
Is unknown
Everyone will watch me die
All because I ate cilantro
Saying the word makes me sick
I don't know how I could do such a thing
I came to this website
The last thing that I will right
Is this haiku




No Cilantro

I waddle into the Spirit Halloween bathroom
to take a spookie dookie




No Cilantro

Taste like baby
Taste like green
Taste like bleach
Taste like ear
Taste like my mothers old cars window
Taste like my dads dirty foot




No Cilantro

Cilantro Cilantro
I hate you
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Smellis

Nature's worst mistake
an offense to all mankind
the vile cilantro.




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