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Cilantro, NO!

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Hatemyselfandcilantro

cilantro cilantro
i would love to sacrifice you
but the gods would be a n g e r e y




Athelthecilan

i dreamt of coriander ice cream
i told my therapist
she said it was real... i hope she is right




Hatemyselfandcilantro

i have been enslaved
please help
they fed me coriander




Athelthecilan

"shit shit shit oh fuck
i hear it coming for me
cilantro is here"




Hatemyselfandcilantro

oh god oh fuck
i ate cilantro
please save me




Athelthecilan

"My throat is closing
I am oxygen deprived
Asthma? Cilantro." -- Enlightened Man




Athelthecilan

My dad told me something,
He liked cilantro,
After I found out, he was no more




Athelthecilan

Cilantro's green color,
Dear God, I hate it so much,
I wish it would die.




Hatemyselfandcilantro

nasty green color
evil, sad, and horrific taste
someday we will kill cilantro




Onlinebird

Cilantro sucks man
I never wanna taste it
Kill it all right now




Onlinebird

I hate cilantro
Cilantro sucks so much too
Please burn all of it




CilantroSucks­čŹć

Depression is gross
Cilantro is depression
Cilantro is gross




Jv1008

Cilantro is bad
We should burn it outside now
No one likes this herb




Sinlantro

tears of cilantro
don't eat it you will die dood
it is the worst ever




TurtleTNick

Cilantro is gross
It makes my poop hurt
Go jump of a microwave, cilantro!




Zagsmite

Cilantro is gross
It poisoned my egg salad
I wish it would burn




CILANTROGOAWAY

This will continue.
More aggressive every time.
No more cilantro.




CILANTROGOAWAY

Pork-chops have parsley.
I hate pork chops very much.
Cilantro is shit.




CILANTROGOAWAY

Cilantro is bad.
I hate it so very much.
It can eat a dong.




Duckgirl999

I feel so betrayed
The leafy green sheen... Horrid
It makes salad gross




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