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Cilantro, NO!

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Sierra

I hate cilantro
It is the literal worst
Burn the cilantro




Kylizzle

cilantro is gross
it's disgusting to people
whose tastebuds function.




Berit/april

why do restaurants
Put cilantro on my food
Tastes like eating death




Berit/april

When I eat this food
It feels like my soul has died
Please remove my tongue




Berit/april

Guess what makes me barf
Cliantro, cilantro, nooooooo!
Bad green green spice spice.




Mcbuckerduck

hey why the hell does
cilantro taste like off-brand
cleaner detergent




Kingoflettuce

why I hate this thing
cliantro tastes like a big
dirty diaper bag




AlternativeTastes

I grew cilantro
Until it died and I learned
It is fucking weak




AlternativeTastes

Cilantro, the green
Killed my mother, dad, and bro
I will avenge them




Cutmythroat.cilantro

The taste of Satan
Oh pain, you vile cilantro
Throw me in the fire!




Baileyl

CILANTRO, a word
who’s connotation oozes
defeat and anger




DeathToCilantro28

What is God if not
The absence of cilantro.
F*** off, cilantro.




Morkil

they all say its ok
but i know for sure, its bad
so so fucking bad, ew




Cilantrocanchoke

Who even am i
creating a haiku
about cilantro




Cilantrocanchoke

Cilantro is gross
Don't come at me, it is true
Cilantro can choke




Oof

オイラはね
シラントロなんか
大嫌い




CilantroKilledMyFamily

I'd rather puke up acid
over and over again forever
than eat that devil herb




CilantroKilledMyFamily

Cilantro, pls stop
Assaulting my mouth, no thanks
A single tear falls




CilantrASS

Cilantro is wrong
How could God do this to me
It won’t know heaven




CilantrASS

We should rename it,
Sinlantro would fit better,
Do not @ me, thanks




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