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Cilantro, NO!

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Sammerjammers5

No, I don't want it
On my tasty soup, no thanks
Cilantro is gross




Jbradley62104

You taste just like soap
You add nothing to my food
I do not like you




Bailez

you’re utterly bland
you ruin my mac and cheese
go away pretty please




Rmcmullin

I hate cilantro
I really hate cilantro
I hate cilantro




Anand.r_s16

Cilantro's the worst
Why would anyone eat that?!
Thank you very much




Arasayliehatescilantro

cilantro, you stink
i want to wash you away
perish, piece of TRASH




Milano

I love cilantro
Should say nobody ever
Exterminate it!




Rockymountaincat

I hate cilantro
cilantro is the worst food
Cilantro is hate




Pikamew

cilantro in soup
makes it taste like zebra turds
please stop adding it




HyperKitten23

Tried to plant the seeds
Died after a single month
Dumb weak vegetables




Palistair

cilantro is like
totally wack my good dude
don't make me eat it




More Like CilantNO

i know its not a haiku but it’s good just read it

roses are red
violets are violet
if a cilantro gets in my mouth
my stomach goes violent




OJcorn

cilantro
oh cilantro
you anger me
to the point i can not breath
my throat swells up
my tongue starts to burn
from your soapy twist
i suddenly realize how lucky i am
that I’m allergic to you




Gimblo

Why does it exist?
Cilantro is the worst green
And made by Satan.




CilantroOrCilantno

I Hate Cilantro
Cilantro is the worst stuff
I Hate Cilantro




Skaboodle

You are not parsley
We all know you’re not Chinese
Go die in a hole




Asdfghjk;

Cilantro is ew
So please throw it in the trash
Cilantro is ew




Skaboodle

I hate cilantro
Odio el cilantro
Same thing but Spanish




BoyDoIHateCilantro

Cilantro Is Great
It's The Best Thing On This Earth
Early April Fools




EatABiscuit

Cilantro is fake
The government is lying
Cilantro. Is. FAKE!!




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