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Cilantro, NO!

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Airwavdav

forget cyanide
just use the green shit from that
pico de gallo




Airwavdav

the Emperor built
a Great Wall to keep Chinese
Parsley from spreading




Johnny Rodriguez

I say cilantro,
You say Johnny Rodriguez
Coriander, bitch




Loganwalck

A perfect taco
Soiled by your presence
I wish death on thee




Elizabelle

Cilantro thou are
a stranger to my heart
forever we shall stay apart.




Phantrashtic

Pico de gallo
Also most types of salsa
Metallic mouth-fuck




Olivelilly

Spring roll in my mouth
Evokes such unbridled hate
Into my napkin




Cindi100

[cindi's haiku was
blank when we got it so the
staff wrote one for her!]




Austin

We and everything
in the world are made from stars!
Except cilantro.




Baseball Tiger

I happen to be
Deathly allergic towards
Yucky cilantro




Hatethisandeggplant

Pain and suffering
The second worst food ever
Eggplant is the first




Somniam2

Every Single Time
I taste that disgusting plant
I die more inside




CilantroHatred

Cooks, please see reason:
Cilantro is atrocious!
Put it in the trash!




Austin

Another haiku
for testing a
new email feature!




Nomorecilantro1

fuck you cilantro
you taste like batman's butt hole
fuck you cilantro




Nomorecilantro1

I am the batman
The batman hates cilantro
I hate cilantro




Nomorecilantro1

Oh, oh Cilantro
Why do you torment me so
Go away go go go




Nomorecilantro1

I hate Cilantro
Cilantro killed my mother
Now I will kill it




Nomorecilantro1

I hate Cilantro
Do you too, hate Cilantro
Well you really should




Demobob

Soapy cilantro
The herbal potty-mouthwash
Invites me to curse




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