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Cilantro, NO!

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Airwavdav

care for cilantro?
or perhaps iíll just take a
big dump on your plate




Cheryl

Soap?! FAR too benign.
Evil, rotting, death, decay -
Embalming fluid.




Merosomnable

cilantro sucks ass.
cilantro tastes like ass, ew.
why cilantro, why?




Merosomnable

why would you even try
to taste this forbidden leaf
what the fuck is this




Bay Bay

Resentful Ivy
True toxin to the spirit
Poison to the mind




Peachear

damn coriander
fuckin cilantro is shit
the 8th deadly sin




Greenevil1

Those green eggs and ham
We now know was cilantro
Poor dear Sam I Am.




Greenevil1

It should be poison
And to many of us, it is.
Kill this nasty weed!




Greenevil1

Vainly had she searched
For her people, those who knew
The taste of green soap




Pile Of Dead Horses

"I thirst," said the Christ
What was on the Roman's spear?
The green mockery




Pile Of Dead Horses

'Fore the seven plagues
What did the Egyptians grow?
God's greatest mistake




Jmknowl

Cilantro? Awful
I would never eat that crap
Get out of my life




Tangerinecarrot

disgusting, soapy
cilantro ruins my day
screw thou cilantro




Cilantrohater666666

I was eating lunch
I then spotted cilantro
I freaked the fuck out




Badblankets

Hot dog hot dog wow
Cilantro oh no, no no
Refrigerator




Copypastebabe

the only thing i hate
more than cilantro
people that dont




Airwavdav

shove your evil weed
this aggression will not stand
cilantro fascists




Airwavdav

this strange compulsion
to suck on herbal bed bugs
is simply insane




Airwavdav

hey ninety percents
stop forcing bad food choices
down ten percents' throats




Cleanup

Goddamn fucking shit
Cilantro sucks donkey balls
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck




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