Cilantro NO!
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Cilantro, NO!

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JayGoff

Cilantro out of
My life forever. Quoth the
jagoff, "Nevermore"




Krakrs

"No cilantro, please"
Yet I know when it arrives
It will be present




Weber23

My food tastes like bugs
Soaked in hand sanitizer
Cilantro, you foul weed!




Ifreakinghatecilantro

Oh cruel herb of soap,
Bane of burritos worldwide,
The slayer of taste.




Beckylevine@ymail.com

If it keeps the peace,
I'll eat the darned cilantro.
It still tastes like soap.




Vegdeb

Cilantro garnish:
Like sprinkling soap flakes onto
a once-lovely dish.




PattyH

Chemical weapon
In sly verdant camouflage
Lurks in my garden




MakeMineKfir

Cilantro in food?
Memory comes unbidden...
Stink of locker room!




MakeMineKfir

Cilantro in food?
Memory comes unbidden...
Stink of locker room!




Metoo987

Perfect burrito
Why did they ruin you?
I don't know either.




Rmfarri

lurking in salad
burrowing, invisible
ruined my lunch hour




Vmartires

They call us "crazy"
"It's all in your head, silly"
Evolve already.




Vmartires

Fresh and bright, you say?
How about gargling with
Feces in your mouth?




Pen1s

Some say that revenge
Is a dish best served with a
side of cilantro




Vmartires

Ten Plagues in Egypt
Had cilantro been the first,
No need for nine more.




Vmartires

Innocent salsa
Unassuming pad thai dish
Raped by cilantro




Pile Of Dead Horses

Cilantro is to
me as anorexics are
to food: I hate it




Pile Of Dead Horses

As Jesus lay on
the cross, his last words whispered:
"Cilantro did this."




Pile Of Dead Horses

I did dream last night
of burning cilantro fields,
and joy did find me




Pile Of Dead Horses

There cannot be a
god, for he would not do this
to any creature




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