Cilantro NO!
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Cilantro, NO!

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Declanhatescilantro

One haiku poem,
Just seventeen syllables
To hate cilantro.




CilantroSuxx

Force-fed to overseas
Soldiers in foreign wars
No doubt, ultimate pain




Sand

Burn the cilantro.
Arson is otherwise bad.
Not for cilantro.




Sand

Please die cilantro,
You taste like used bar soap.
Maybe dead babies.




Sand

Eating cilantro,
Is akin to fucking cats,
It is disgusting.




Sand

Fuck you cilantro,
You tricked all my family,
Into liking you.




CilantroSuxx

Eating Cilantro
Is akin to the feeling
Of licking pure rot




CilantroSuxx

Origin story
Of this nasty, dirty plant
I wish never was




CilantroSuxx

Jesus fucking christ
why did cavemen think to eat
this disgusting herb




Honey326

What tastes soapy and
Sour and unpleasant? The
Answer's cilantro!

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Honey326

Dark green's unpleasant
Enough but especially
In cilantroㅡewwwww!!!!!!




ImustDestroyAllCilantro2

oh cilantro dear,
I hate you a lot lot lot,
yeahhhhh, i hate you, quiche.




12345

Cilantro, you say?
Do not say that you like it.
Nobody likes it.




12345

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no




Chloee

it is fucking shit
just like throw up in your mouth
it is fucking trash




U Guys R Weird

I think that you guys
Should accept coriander
Even though it’s GROSS!




KittyCatShire

Cilantro is bad
it tastes like old gross dish soap
it makes things taste bad.




Stan Mcr

cilantro tastes like shit
i want cilantro genocide
this is not a haiku




JUJU2003

Cilantro is gross
my girlfriend is really dumb
'cause she likes this herb




Bakugokatsukih8scilantro

I ate cilantro
it tasted like some gross soap
Then i went and cried.




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