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Cilantroh8r5eva

"I love cilantro!"
"BLASPHEMY!" said Joe Pesci,
"BAN THIS THING FROM EARTH!"




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Cilantro is not
a food, it is a real life
abomination




Motelface

A herb not worthy
of the tastebud's tender touch;
but of noiseless cries




Meggers53

the soapy horror
my tongue is fuzzy with rage
devil seasoning.




Cilantroisbad

Your tongue pleads "Mercy!"
Your hand quivers at the thought
Kill the Leaf of Death




Aintevenconcerned

I dreamt of salad
in it featured cilantro
It was a nightmare.




Tessahatescilantro

Cilantro Cilan-
tro Cilantro Cilantro
Cilantro. Gross. EW.




Tessahatescilantro

Cilantro makes me
vomit profusely, every
time I look at it.




Cil-anti-tro

Cilantro must die
burn it with acid spray
cilantro no more.




Cheekycorinder

Coriander Hell
Is where I did arrive to
Leave! Foul devil's herb




John Tillinghast

The herb cilantro,
so much like mint or parsley,
except disgusting.




Cilantronigz

Rancid Cilantro
Your works are of the devil
Leave me alone, 5-eva




No No No Cilantro Must Go

Such terrible flames
On my tongue, my precious tongue!
My innocence lost.




Camillebananapeel

Cilantro in my
guacamole and salsa
please get the fuck out




Cilant-no

How could anybody
Enjoy a putrid garnish
Such as cilantro




Twenty|one|pilots

I have not eaten
The devil weed cilantro
Still it burns my eyes




Cilantrho

down with cilantro
tastes the same as death and pain
worst herb of them all




12angrytimelords`

I ate Cilantro
it Destroyed my sense of taste
Down with cilantro




Downwithcilantro

O, bane of my life,
Cilantro, Cilantro, how
about CilanNO.




Paulings

I got a sandwich.
But in it was cilantro.
Food is for eating.




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