Cilantro out ofMy life forever. Quoth thejagoff, "Nevermore"
"No cilantro, please"Yet I know when it arrivesIt will be present
My food tastes like bugsSoaked in hand sanitizerCilantro, you foul weed!
Oh cruel herb of soap,Bane of burritos worldwide,The slayer of taste.
If it keeps the peace,I'll eat the darned cilantro.It still tastes like soap.
Cilantro garnish:Like sprinkling soap flakes ontoa once-lovely dish.
Chemical weaponIn sly verdant camouflageLurks in my garden
Cilantro in food?Memory comes unbidden...Stink of locker room!
Perfect burritoWhy did they ruin you?I don't know either.
lurking in saladburrowing, invisibleruined my lunch hour
They call us "crazy""It's all in your head, silly"Evolve already.
Fresh and bright, you say?How about gargling withFeces in your mouth?
Some say that revenge Is a dish best served with aside of cilantro
Ten Plagues in EgyptHad cilantro been the first,No need for nine more.
Innocent salsaUnassuming pad thai dishRaped by cilantro
Cilantro is tome as anorexics are to food: I hate it
As Jesus lay onthe cross, his last words whispered:"Cilantro did this."
I did dream last nightof burning cilantro fields,and joy did find me
There cannot be agod, for he would not do thisto any creature
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