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Cilantro, NO!

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Phantrashtic

Pico de gallo
Also most types of salsa
Metallic mouth-fuck




Olivelilly

Spring roll in my mouth
Evokes such unbridled hate
Into my napkin




Cindi100

[cindi's haiku was
blank when we got it so the
staff wrote one for her!]




Austin

We and everything
in the world are made from stars!
Except cilantro.




Baseball Tiger

I happen to be
Deathly allergic towards
Yucky cilantro




Hatethisandeggplant

Pain and suffering
The second worst food ever
Eggplant is the first




Somniam2

Every Single Time
I taste that disgusting plant
I die more inside




CilantroHatred

Cooks, please see reason:
Cilantro is atrocious!
Put it in the trash!




Austin

Another haiku
for testing a
new email feature!




Nomorecilantro1

fuck you cilantro
you taste like batman's butt hole
fuck you cilantro




Nomorecilantro1

I am the batman
The batman hates cilantro
I hate cilantro




Nomorecilantro1

Oh, oh Cilantro
Why do you torment me so
Go away go go go




Nomorecilantro1

I hate Cilantro
Cilantro killed my mother
Now I will kill it




Nomorecilantro1

I hate Cilantro
Do you too, hate Cilantro
Well you really should




Demobob

Soapy cilantro
The herbal potty-mouthwash
Invites me to curse




Demobob

Why should anyone
Acclimate to cilantro
Or turds in their mouth




Devildawl

Cilantro, No, No
No, No, No, No, No, No, No
No, No, No, No, No




Blueyedbohemian

Death hides in the form
Of cilantro's green leaves
God save our poor souls.




The_Castle_Of_Cilantro

cilantro cilant
ro, cilantron cilantro
cilantro naaaah




Dholloway

Horrifying herb.
Any recipe it's in.
It's all I can taste.




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