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Cilantro=anarchy

Oh little plant of foulness
why do you curse me so?
go meet chuck norris and die a sad painful death
you wont be missed...~




Cilantro Ice Cream?

Vile vomity leaf!
Putrid disgusting foul reek:
Horrid barf-breath herb!




Soot44

Spice of the devil
Cilantro contaminates
A perfect salsa




Fosterbass

Lord, please tell me why
There is soap in my salad.
Oh, it's cilantro.




Nycjlb13

why in a burger?
you have no right to be there
is nothing sacred?




Rusty

There isnít enough
Syllables in a haiku too
Describe the burning passion that I hate I eternally hate the vile substance known as cilantro.




Lbdon1959

nasty vile foul
a few words that can describe
cilantro indeed




Lbdon1959

minty manure
cilantro is a tyrant
decline its power




Lbdon1959

skirt steak I enjoy
Mexican cuisine of late
Joy! no cilantro




Lbdon1959

A gent named Orange
spray from tree-top level pray
vile weed wither




Veeediot

cilantro in meal
demand audience with chef
punch him in the face




Rmason1983

Puke everywhere,
Soap in my mouth is so gross,
Green death follows me.




Hotcat

You too, Taco Bell?
Ordered a fresco taco,
Unfortunately.




Cilantro Ice Cream?

The weed with roots in
Hell, they said of mary-jane:
No! it's cilantro.




Cilantro Ice Cream?

When last it ruined a
Meal,'Essence of underarm'
Was my description




Katerinaaa

Death metal flavor,
guacamole is ruined,
cilantro please die.




Hotshtt

This horrendous herb
Hidden amongst the parsley
We all know the truth!




CilantNO12

It's no small wonder
"fresh herbs and greens" salad mix
in a box: half price




Asaffa

cilantro or soap
there would be no distinction
where taste is concerned




Austin

for a little while
hating cilantro was hard.
it's easy again.




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