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Cilantro, NO!

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Cilantro Ice Cream?

We 10%ers
Whose genes say 'Stop! No! Away!'
Will re-rule...someday




Elizahbunny

i hate cilantro
it is so gosh dang nasty
cilantro sucks dick




Emerson

I saw a yard once
It was growing cilantro
I then killed myself




Cilantrocious

Fans of the evil weed
Are not tasting what I taste
I taste diesel fuel




Teadrinker

I recognize it
The bane of my existence
Fighting gag reflex




Teadrinker

Green specks in my food
I tirelessly pick them out
Last one done eating




Teadrinker

I want to fit in
but I just can't take the taste
of this foul green weed




Teadrinker

"Well, you won't taste it"
As if I don't know better
They all just spew lies




Loganwalck

Satans creation
Causes pain and misery
Vile cilantro




Coralie

Hiding in my meal
You don't fool me, cilantro.
You've ruined dinner.




Coralie

Are you allergic?
To clarify my disdain.
To cilantro? YES!




Coralie

I must be in hell,
for cilantro grows freely
and slips into meals




Coralie

Go forth, banish thee
Capable of killing me
Cilantro get out!




DJ

All gusto hath stilled
The cilantro striketh me
And killed my salsa




Bento

From the kitchen wafts
The smell of my old jockstrap,
cilantro, vile weed.




HighlyFunctional

by heaven's glory
I have come to realize
cilantro must die




Sierrasu

Eat cilantro? NO!
Unless as prelude to the
Emergency Room




B-Man99

Oh my fucking god
Fucking cilantro haikus
This website is gold




Notafanofcilantro

i just really dont
like cilantro at all, it
makes me very mad




Notafanofcilantro

i do not like stuff,
but mostly i fucking hate
fucking cilantro




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