We 10%ersWhose genes say 'Stop! No! Away!'Will re-rule...someday
i hate cilantroit is so gosh dang nastycilantro sucks dick
I saw a yard onceIt was growing cilantroI then killed myself
Fans of the evil weedAre not tasting what I tasteI taste diesel fuel
I recognize itThe bane of my existenceFighting gag reflex
Green specks in my foodI tirelessly pick them outLast one done eating
I want to fit inbut I just can't take the tasteof this foul green weed
"Well, you won't taste it"As if I don't know betterThey all just spew lies
Satans creationCauses pain and miseryVile cilantro
Hiding in my mealYou don't fool me, cilantro.You've ruined dinner.
Are you allergic?To clarify my disdain.To cilantro? YES!
I must be in hell,for cilantro grows freelyand slips into meals
Go forth, banish theeCapable of killing meCilantro get out!
All gusto hath stilledThe cilantro striketh meAnd killed my salsa
From the kitchen waftsThe smell of my old jockstrap,cilantro, vile weed.
by heaven's gloryI have come to realizecilantro must die
Eat cilantro? NO!Unless as prelude to theEmergency Room
Oh my fucking godFucking cilantro haikusThis website is gold
i just really dontlike cilantro at all, itmakes me very mad
i do not like stuff,but mostly i fucking hatefucking cilantro
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