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Cilantro, NO!

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Annabella

it is our first date
you like cilantro you say?
you have no chance mate




Annabella

Call it what you will
cilantro, coriander
it is all bullshit




Rylock

Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee




Rylock

Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee




Rylock

Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee




Spinlyspin

Screw you, cilantro,
You have ruined my whole life,
Go die, cilantro




Mariehatescilantro

It grows in the ground
and that is where it should stay.
I hate cilantro




1234567890

If I were to be
superman, my one true weakness would be,
the vile cilantro.




1234567890

Cilantro will be
the cause of a plague in the
future. Save yourselves!




1234567890

Eating cilantro,
is like consuming the flames
of hell with my mouth.




1234567890

Cilantro is gross,
it tastes like Spartan piss,
with perfume and sweat.




1234567890

How anyone, can
like cilantro, will always,
be a mystery.




1234567890

Cilantro should be
used for cleaning. It shouldn't
even be a food.




1234567890

Even fish food
tastes better than cilantro
Cilantro must go




1234567890

Cilantro, you suck.
You ruined a perfectly
tasty dish. Please die.




Cilantroh8r5eva

"I love cilantro!"
"BLASPHEMY!" said Joe Pesci,
"BAN THIS THING FROM EARTH!"




1234567890

Cilantro is not
a food, it is a real life
abomination




Motelface

A herb not worthy
of the tastebud's tender touch;
but of noiseless cries




Meggers53

the soapy horror
my tongue is fuzzy with rage
devil seasoning.




Cilantroisbad

Your tongue pleads "Mercy!"
Your hand quivers at the thought
Kill the Leaf of Death




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