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Cilantro, NO!

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Sheri2names

Soak your dirty feet
In lemon water and drink.
Tastes like cilantro.




Apsinthion

O soapy flavour
Why pollutest thou my food?
Thou me makest retch.




Shapstick

Not even Terri
Would seduce you, cilantro.
I loathe thee. DIE!




Cilantrash

odor never met
a cilantro it would take
home to meet mother




Cilantroisnotfood

Cilantro you stink
You taste like a Christmas tree
In my burrito.




Leester

Wow! Look at that rice.
It fills up half the taco.
Devil weed ruins.




Debbie_94510

Vile, sneaking bastard!
You know how I love parsley,
And take advantage.




Punx

can't smoke cilantro
must go find better green plant
shouldn't be too hard




Snathi

War going badly
Cilantro zombies invade
Vive la resistance!!!!!




Snathi

Did I swear? Not I.
You wash out my mouth with soap?
No! Just Cilantro.




Snathi

Vile plague herb, be gone!
Genocide to your species!
Zero tolerance.




Rmason1983

My eyes can spot you,
olifactory sensors,
my tonsels fight you.




Fk Cilantro

Wife planted the weed
Offered it with our noon feed
Planted the bitch with her seed




Myr-myr

Can’t get near the greens.
They’re touching the cilantro!
Sadistic grocer!




Aperobot

Tainted cilantro?
I just assumed cilantro
Always tastes like taint.




Jimjim421

I can't spit it out--
that horrible aftertaste
is killing my tongue.




Jimjim421

oh! vile cilantro,
why must you turn all my meals
into pure garbage?




Pinbot

Sweet smile, deep blue eyes,
Her perfect laugh touched my soul.
Then came cilantro.




Pinbot

Alergic? Not me!
Why do you like the soap taste?
You are the real freak!




Jimperry

Ah! Satan's nut moss
scattered all over my plate,
a dump on my food




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