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Brude

Foul soap fills my mouth,
Indian, Mexican food
Otherwise tastes good.




Tom2005

fetid corpse, you weed
defacating on my food
the flavor of death




Fynewever

If there is a hell,
Then I think my mouth found it.
Forsaken Am I.




Bksours

Oh, how I hate thee
Wretched pile of nastiness
Make me want to puke




Luketheduke

These Leaves Ingested
With Haste From a Great Hunger
From Which I Recoil




Parigot

Oh! Disappointment!
The wonderful dinner... like
rot with this leaf.




Parigot

They don't understand
they attack me by serving
their putrid favorite




Parigot

Delicious cuisine--
if the chef did not believe
cilantro tastes good




Davecort

What's that awful taste?
Is this the flavor of death?
No, it's cilantro.




Nofrendo

The most bitter taste
Soap inside my burrito
I did not request




CilantroPwns

Cilantro is dope.
I grow it in my garden.
You're all batshit nuts.




Dominuspaulus

A haiku I made
of cilantro which I hate
post it on the netz.




Agmomlin

Warn me if it's there
Friends don't let friends eat this weed
You can have it all




Agmomlin

Retching sensation
What can this foul, vile taste be?
Vomit brings relief




Agmomlin

Nothing tastes so bad
Defies all comparison
Tastes like goat's milk soap




Agmomlin

Laughter good for soul
Cilantro good for nothing
How can they eat it?




Agmomlin

Hate cilantro too?
Misery loves company
Join with us today




Tbellina

Whoever heard of
Cilantro on pupusa?
Ew, so disgusting.




NYCjoe

Welcoming and green.
I approached, fool that I am,
Cursed and wretched fiend!




Davidicus

Foot long burrito.
Come to papa my darling
Aaagh! Merciful god take me.




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