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Cilantro, NO!

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Alexalyse

Oh tasty taco
Is there a stinkbug in you?
No, its cilantro.




Peterc4

freaking cilantro!
wish it was soap on my fork
or flat-leaf parsley




Jfarnold

Awful leafy green
I hate your popularity
You smell like cat piss




Cagey2519

Whaat? Cilantro foods
Recalled at my Trader Joe's!
I knew it could kill.




Rmason1983

Mask on Halloween.
Infiltrate with subtelty,
Heathen, fool me not.




Rmason1983

Save your poison oak,
Poison ivy, sumac weak.
Green leaf rash maker.




BigOldGator

Important! Warning!
To preserve great tasting food;
don't use cilantro!




Peka33

Creepy little weed
Stay out of my food for life
Or I will hurt you




Cawright11

I hate you green leaf
you ruined my yummy salsa
for that, you must die




Rmason1983

Public speaking, neah.
Snakes, spiders, heights, the dark, neah.
Leaf I fear the most.




BigOldGator

No more cilantro!
I said, NO MORE CILANTRO!!!
No more, please, no more...




Girlnomad

Cilantro-less naan
I asked; the waiter did scoff
Up yours, vile waiter!




Girlnomad

Cilantro is wrath
Waiting to destroy your day
Eat at own risk, sir




BigOldGator

Foul taste in my mouth.
Cilantro; disgusting weed.
Need more cerveza!




Kablooey

Green weed on my plate.
Does it add a pleasant taste?
No, it is awful!




BigOldGator

Repeat after me.
Eradicate cilantro
Cilantro must die!




BigOldGator

Haiku anyone?
Only fifteen syllables.
Not much to work with.




Deathtocilantro

in a single word
i describe the evil plant:
abomination.




Cilantro=anarchy

Oh Cilantro we meet once again.. this time i have found you in my soup! WHY?!




BigOldGator

Hurricane blowing.
Eathquake, lightning, cilantro
Bad moon on the rise
(with thanx to John Fogerty, CCR)




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