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Cilantro, NO!

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Aintevenconcerned

I dreamt of salad
in it featured cilantro
It was a nightmare.




Tessahatescilantro

Cilantro Cilan-
tro Cilantro Cilantro
Cilantro. Gross. EW.




Tessahatescilantro

Cilantro makes me
vomit profusely, every
time I look at it.




Cil-anti-tro

Cilantro must die
burn it with acid spray
cilantro no more.




Cheekycorinder

Coriander Hell
Is where I did arrive to
Leave! Foul devil's herb




John Tillinghast

The herb cilantro,
so much like mint or parsley,
except disgusting.




Cilantronigz

Rancid Cilantro
Your works are of the devil
Leave me alone, 5-eva




No No No Cilantro Must Go

Such terrible flames
On my tongue, my precious tongue!
My innocence lost.




Camillebananapeel

Cilantro in my
guacamole and salsa
please get the fuck out




Cilant-no

How could anybody
Enjoy a putrid garnish
Such as cilantro




Twenty|one|pilots

I have not eaten
The devil weed cilantro
Still it burns my eyes




Cilantrho

down with cilantro
tastes the same as death and pain
worst herb of them all




12angrytimelords`

I ate Cilantro
it Destroyed my sense of taste
Down with cilantro




Downwithcilantro

O, bane of my life,
Cilantro, Cilantro, how
about CilanNO.




Paulings

I got a sandwich.
But in it was cilantro.
Food is for eating.




JayGoff

Cilantro out of
My life forever. Quoth the
jagoff, "Nevermore"




Krakrs

"No cilantro, please"
Yet I know when it arrives
It will be present




Weber23

My food tastes like bugs
Soaked in hand sanitizer
Cilantro, you foul weed!




Ifreakinghatecilantro

Oh cruel herb of soap,
Bane of burritos worldwide,
The slayer of taste.




Beckylevine@ymail.com

If it keeps the peace,
I'll eat the darned cilantro.
It still tastes like soap.




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