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Cilantro, NO!

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Cagey2519

Shame on Ikon Grill.
Cilantro mashed potatoes
Served with every dish.




Dstieve

Sometimes I forget...
Then it rears its ugly stench.
Please, someone kill me.




Kristeanity

They say that it's great
It brings pizazz to the plate
I won't take the bait.




Kristeanity

Saw it on TV--
They ate the leaves right off it.
I wanted to puke.




Kristeanity

"Is there cilantro?"
"I don't think so, just taste it."
Forgive him, Father.




Thestuff

LO, if my burrit-
O is EVER ruined ag-
ain, i WILL scream loud!




21grapefruits

It's time for real change
oh President Obama
outlaw cilantro.




Charizzardwu

I will not kiss you,
You just ate some cilantro,
We should break up now.




Erin328

Punishment it is
Cruel and unusual
Cilantro can kill




Erin328

Each time I taste it
It tastes worse than the last time
It is just awful




Erin328

I hate it so much
It's the herb of the devil
Get it out of here




PoopyTaste

Pusilanimous
Cilantro Toadies Bobbing
In The Slimy Pond




PoopyTaste

Poopy Cilantro
Coriander Pseudonym
Putrescent Horror




FosterSays

he sweetly made me
black bean dip and I said, that
best be basil, bitch.




Spicykim

Flake, leaf, pinch or zest,
Everything still tastes a mess.
I spurn and digress.




Boilermaker2012

My dear cilantro,
Why were you on my nachos?
I wanted to die.




Spicykim

Guac is delicious
But when scathed with cilantro,
Prepare for your death.




Spicykim

Cringing with disgust,
The foul stench pervades my soul.
Must have... antidote.




Markcouch

How do I hate thee?
Let me count the many ways...
You arouse my rage!




Burj

Stop blaming Yoko.
Oh no! It was cilantro
that split the Beatles.




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