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Cilantro, NO!

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Skim1979

spiteful cilantro
wondrous guac, pico, pho soiled
inedible herb




Jerome

That food looks so good
But suddenly - the Horror!
We yet meet again...




Cilantro Ice Cream?

It's been a great year!
Not once has the taste abhorred
Passed my happy lips




Kikiwiki

Spring roll, you looked good
With your salmon curled inside.
Hidden weed! Lunch wrecked.




Jayfarmer

Why, cilantro, why?
Does my taco not taste clean?
Lettuce, cheese and soap.




19left

Cilantro haters
Simply trying to avoid
A creeping green death




Priestbabe

To the Kripalu chefs: Oh shit, not again. Cilantro on everything. I'll make a sandwich.




Austin

I am cilantro,
an abomination not
meant to exist here.




Katherine

What is this soapy taste?
The smell, I want to die..
Get off my plate, FILTH!




SkyBowser64

Too much cilantro
They put so much in tacos
Stupid Taco Bell!




Phooey!!!

cilantro tastes like
my aunt carol's guinea pig's
two week old pellets




Kevomatic

it sits on my plate
and it's looking so pretty
the taste is awful




Nikebud

I love Taco Bell
What's this in my Mexi-Melt?
Is nothing sacred?




Brude

From the East they came,
Genghis Khan, Cilantro
Deadly destroyers




Buzzimus

die cilantro die
kill you till you die from it
not much longer now




SkyBowser64

"Here, have some salad."
Alas! Cilantro within
Taste the soapiness.




Rusty

Cilantro in noodles
Lurks like a snake in noodles
Now i barfed noodles




Sneakers

Stinking evil weed.
Tastebuds were thankfully spared.
By vile odor warned.




Barblibrarian

No cilantro, please!
How often must I repeat?
‘Til no more is found.




ReginaStargazer

This is *NOT* Basil!
How dare you lie to my face!
For this, you shall die.




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