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Cilantro, NO!

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Darkroamer

Yes I remember
my first time with cilantro
I gagged very hard.




Randy

Taste of Soap? I wish!
More like an aged skunk carcass
Soaked in gasoline.




Randy

Cilantro: F You!
I always gag and spit you!
Die in a fire!




Buttermilk

I haven't tried it
But if it tastes like couscous
You can keep it




Novak1112

Accidentally eat
Dish featuring cilantro
Toilet bowl my friend




Novak1112

Devil herb smell makes
Gag reflex go Beyoncé:
So crazy right now




Novak1112

Mom tries to sneak in
Devil herb with my dinner
Projectile barf




Novak1112

Followed GloZell's steps
Force-fed myself devil herb
Really regretted




Teranesa

A certified chef,
even I cannot bear it;
the foulest of herbs.




Fengc817

I hate cilantro
but my girlfriend loves that shit
so unfortunate.




Mariel

devastating herb,
my spicy tuna maki
did not deserve this




RoundPonda

Ye cilantro pie
I dreamt thee before me lie
till sleep left mine eye




RoundPonda

Oh poison from earth
thoust choketh all my senses
from thee I escape.




Willi5willi5

The soapy taste is clear.
Miscilantropic insight,
only fools don't share you.




Bill-mech@bethel.edu

oy! such a flavor
too bad it's so repulsive
greatly overused




ItReallyIsAwful

Hated, vile, foul herb;
One mere leaf destroys the meal.
Oh, to be tongueless!




ItReallyIsAwful

Why ruin salsa?
Mexican food was once great.
Today, not so much.




ItReallyIsAwful

Many fools love it.
It is in everything now.
Why do they hate me?




Cilantroisaknobhead

I can't contain it
My hot, fiery hatred
For the devil herb.




Rkgarr

putrid herb from Hell
the very thought makes me sick
get me the poison




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