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Cilantro, NO!

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ChaplainDave

I hate cilantro;
It tastes like a slum sewer
And smells like one, too.




Night-surgeon

I like cilantro
This website is a bit dumb
But it is funny




Cilantromakesmesad

I didn't know that
taco bell's cantina bowl
had so much in it




Yusopogi

Ruiner of pho.
I shall banish thee from Earth.
I will burn thee up.




Yusopogi

Ruiner of phở.
I shall banish thee from Earth.
I will burn thee up.




Y2ksurvivor

green as old vomit
coriander sativum
tastes of anarchy




Mchllgj

Little did I know
that, one day, you would get me,
and I would hate you.




Jinx

They can't understand
My taste buds are allergic
dolts think it's tasty




Benefred

Foul Coriander
Leaves that seem to haunt each meal
Stercum Sativum




Ramadev

Awful cilantro!
I would rather smoke it than
put it in my mouth




RyanCorpse

Vicious cilantro
You infiltrate my taste buds
Wretchedly, I puke




Rmfarri

In the Produce isle
Sinister, subtle decoy
to flat leaf parsley




Rmason1983

Color green ruined
Mistrust everything green
Suspect leprechauns




Skim1979

spiteful cilantro
wondrous guac, pico, pho soiled
inedible herb




Jerome

That food looks so good
But suddenly - the Horror!
We yet meet again...




Cilantro Ice Cream?

It's been a great year!
Not once has the taste abhorred
Passed my happy lips




Kikiwiki

Spring roll, you looked good
With your salmon curled inside.
Hidden weed! Lunch wrecked.




Jayfarmer

Why, cilantro, why?
Does my taco not taste clean?
Lettuce, cheese and soap.




19left

Cilantro haters
Simply trying to avoid
A creeping green death




Priestbabe

To the Kripalu chefs: Oh shit, not again. Cilantro on everything. I'll make a sandwich.




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