spiteful cilantro
wondrous guac, pico, pho soiled
inedible herb

That food looks so good
But suddenly - the Horror!
We yet meet again...

It's been a great year!
Not once has the taste abhorred
Passed my happy lips

Spring roll, you looked good
With your salmon curled inside.
Hidden weed! Lunch wrecked.

Why, cilantro, why?
Does my taco not taste clean?
Lettuce, cheese and soap.

Cilantro haters
Simply trying to avoid
A creeping green death

To the Kripalu chefs: Oh shit, not again. Cilantro on everything. I'll make a sandwich.

I am cilantro,
an abomination not
meant to exist here.

What is this soapy taste?
The smell, I want to die..
Get off my plate, FILTH!

Too much cilantro
They put so much in tacos
Stupid Taco Bell!

cilantro tastes like
my aunt carol's guinea pig's
two week old pellets

it sits on my plate
and it's looking so pretty
the taste is awful

I love Taco Bell
What's this in my Mexi-Melt?
Is nothing sacred?

From the East they came,
Genghis Khan, Cilantro
Deadly destroyers

die cilantro die
kill you till you die from it
not much longer now

"Here, have some salad."
Alas! Cilantro within
Taste the soapiness.

Cilantro in noodles
Lurks like a snake in noodles
Now i barfed noodles

Stinking evil weed.
Tastebuds were thankfully spared.
By vile odor warned.

No cilantro, please!
How often must I repeat?
‘Til no more is found.

This is *NOT* Basil!
How dare you lie to my face!
For this, you shall die.