minty manure
cilantro is a tyrant
decline its power

skirt steak I enjoy
Mexican cuisine of late
Joy! no cilantro

A gent named Orange
spray from tree-top level pray
vile weed wither

cilantro in meal
demand audience with chef
punch him in the face

Puke everywhere,
Soap in my mouth is so gross,
Green death follows me.

You too, Taco Bell?
Ordered a fresco taco,
Unfortunately.

The weed with roots in
Hell, they said of mary-jane:
No! it's cilantro.

When last it ruined a
Meal,'Essence of underarm'
Was my description

Death metal flavor,
guacamole is ruined,
cilantro please die.

This horrendous herb
Hidden amongst the parsley
We all know the truth!

It's no small wonder
"fresh herbs and greens" salad mix
in a box: half price

cilantro or soap
there would be no distinction
where taste is concerned

for a little while
hating cilantro was hard.
it's easy again.

I hate cilantro
I really hate cilantro
Refrigerator

Cilantro my bane
Vile herb in my salsa go
Rot sickening weed

Chuck Norris killed it
vile cilantro died easily
now he fears nothing

Ruins Mexican
Destroys Indian also
Keep it off my food

My personal Hell:
Forced to eat raw cucumbers
Topped with cilantro.

Malodorous weed!
A vagrant's armpit would be
More appetizing.

My neighbor grows herbs.
I will go forth in the night.
I'll right what is wrong.