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Cilantro, NO!

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Ronda80

Nasty vile weed
Cilantro wrecked my dinner
Thought it was parsley




Molav09

Cilantro hates me.
Covering my teeth like moss.
Second date, yeah right.
~J. Martin




Molav09

Cilantro makes me sick.
Cilantro makes me cry.
Why do I do this to myself?




Jams

still monsters and men,
though they try twice as they might,
cast no such evil.




God Hates Cilantro

No evil please in
the age of Aquarius.
Die, cilantro, die!




Aardvark42

Once upon a time,
I ate some raw cilantro.
I said, "This stuff sucks!"




God Hates Cilantro

Eradicate it
from your food and from your life
your toilet thanks you




Dnk668

Shitty Cilantro
You taste like old dying goat
Why did God make you?




ScottW

Cilantro Shocks Me!
Like aluminium, harsh.
Tin tears on my tongue.




Amberlyslavastein

Egg salad sandwich
One bite - the enemy's here
Maiming my tastebuds




Nimue1692

Even but one flake
In my otherwise tasty
Taco makes me hurl




Bananakey

..eggs, salt, cilantro
What? Why would a recipe
Add something so grose?




Brude

Palmolive or Joy
Pour it all over your food.
Thus is cilantro.




Brude

Foul soap fills my mouth,
Indian, Mexican food
Otherwise tastes good.




Tom2005

fetid corpse, you weed
defacating on my food
the flavor of death




Fynewever

If there is a hell,
Then I think my mouth found it.
Forsaken Am I.




Bksours

Oh, how I hate thee
Wretched pile of nastiness
Make me want to puke




Luketheduke

These Leaves Ingested
With Haste From a Great Hunger
From Which I Recoil




Parigot

Oh! Disappointment!
The wonderful dinner... like
rot with this leaf.




Parigot

They don't understand
they attack me by serving
their putrid favorite




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