I'm trying to eatmy lovely Indian food,Cilantro Bastard!
Soak your dirty feetIn lemon water and drink.Tastes like cilantro.
O soapy flavourWhy pollutest thou my food?Thou me makest retch.
Not even TerriWould seduce you, cilantro.I loathe thee. DIE!
odor never met a cilantro it would takehome to meet mother
Cilantro you stinkYou taste like a Christmas treeIn my burrito.
Wow! Look at that rice.It fills up half the taco. Devil weed ruins.
Vile, sneaking bastard!You know how I love parsley,And take advantage.
can't smoke cilantromust go find better green plantshouldn't be too hard
War going badlyCilantro zombies invadeVive la resistance!!!!!
Did I swear? Not I.You wash out my mouth with soap?No! Just Cilantro.
Vile plague herb, be gone!Genocide to your species!Zero tolerance.
My eyes can spot you,olifactory sensors,my tonsels fight you.
Wife planted the weedOffered it with our noon feedPlanted the bitch with her seed
Can’t get near the greens.They’re touching the cilantro!Sadistic grocer!
Tainted cilantro?I just assumed cilantroAlways tastes like taint.
I can't spit it out--that horrible aftertasteis killing my tongue.
oh! vile cilantro,why must you turn all my mealsinto pure garbage?
Sweet smile, deep blue eyes, Her perfect laugh touched my soul.Then came cilantro.
Alergic? Not me!Why do you like the soap taste?You are the real freak!
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