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Cilantro, NO!

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Parigot

Delicious cuisine--
if the chef did not believe
cilantro tastes good




Davecort

What's that awful taste?
Is this the flavor of death?
No, it's cilantro.




Nofrendo

The most bitter taste
Soap inside my burrito
I did not request




CilantroPwns

Cilantro is dope.
I grow it in my garden.
You're all batshit nuts.




Dominuspaulus

A haiku I made
of cilantro which I hate
post it on the netz.




Agmomlin

Warn me if it's there
Friends don't let friends eat this weed
You can have it all




Agmomlin

Retching sensation
What can this foul, vile taste be?
Vomit brings relief




Agmomlin

Nothing tastes so bad
Defies all comparison
Tastes like goat's milk soap




Agmomlin

Laughter good for soul
Cilantro good for nothing
How can they eat it?




Agmomlin

Hate cilantro too?
Misery loves company
Join with us today




Tbellina

Whoever heard of
Cilantro on pupusa?
Ew, so disgusting.




NYCjoe

Welcoming and green.
I approached, fool that I am,
Cursed and wretched fiend!




Davidicus

Foot long burrito.
Come to papa my darling
Aaagh! Merciful god take me.




Chad Brantley

Anxiously await
Cannot wait to take a bite
Damn it! Cilantro




Mooie

"Most women love it,"
He said. No: my vagina
Hates cilantro too.




JungleJim

Democrat congress
Stimulus bill with trillion
Bucks for cilantro




JungleJim

Ban all cilantro
Should be illegal to serve
Life without parole




JungleJim

Volcano erupts
Air is full of cilantro
I can't even breathe




JungleJim

Politicize it
Democrats like cilantro
Don't like them either




JungleJim

Stimulus package
Subsidizes cilantro
Don't vote 0bama




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