Cilantro NO!
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Cilantro, NO!

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Spicykim

Cringing with disgust,
The foul stench pervades my soul.
Must have... antidote.




Markcouch

How do I hate thee?
Let me count the many ways...
You arouse my rage!




Burj

Stop blaming Yoko.
Oh no! It was cilantro
that split the Beatles.




Burj

Innocent apple,
The serpent deceived Adam
with the noxious weed




Falconsoccer

contempt fills my soul
every time i look upon
putrid cilantro.




Annasho

i thought i loved him
until i got my taco
filled with breakup flakes




Cagey2519

It's Trick or Treat time!
But watch that pumpkin soup, man.
Seasoned with a trick!




Jleohoffman

Oh awful green herb
Nature has no such other
heinous creation




Bambam

every where i go
cilantro lovers are there
what's the freakin deal?




Mudwamp

Look, yummy salsa!
Grab a chip and dip it in
Look at me gagging.




Dana

you are incorrect
no i will not acquire it
a taste for burning plastic




Margie

screwed up my haiku
cilantro is in my brain
poisoning my thoughts




Margie

it is you I need
need you like hot tar
pouring in my eyes




EwCilantro

Cilantro is bad
On a burrito i had
It makes me so sad




Changarang

terror strikes when i
chew on this wicked weapon
of mass destruction.




Cagey2519

First date. Love blossoms.
And then two sighs become one.
Oh, damn. Cilantro.




Cagey2519

On a country drive,
I wonder - what grows green, there?
Snickk. I strike a match.




Brodie.sara

Cilantro ruins
Everything that it touches
Why does it exist?




Brodie.sara

Secret cilantro!
Why did you not disclose this?
I can't eat this now.




Wunkrot

Your room in hell, dear
is salsa from Qdoba
This for all your sins




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