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Cilantro, NO!

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Austin

for a little while
hating cilantro was hard.
it's easy again.




Matt Hates Cilantro

I hate cilantro
I really hate cilantro
Refrigerator




Cbowers

Cilantro my bane
Vile herb in my salsa go
Rot sickening weed




Gonx

Chuck Norris killed it
vile cilantro died easily
now he fears nothing




Rochtrev

Ruins Mexican
Destroys Indian also
Keep it off my food




Britishmutt

My personal Hell:
Forced to eat raw cucumbers
Topped with cilantro.




Britishmutt

Malodorous weed!
A vagrant's armpit would be
More appetizing.




LobsterNewberg

My neighbor grows herbs.
I will go forth in the night.
I'll right what is wrong.




Ronda80

Nasty vile weed
Cilantro wrecked my dinner
Thought it was parsley




Molav09

Cilantro hates me.
Covering my teeth like moss.
Second date, yeah right.
~J. Martin




Molav09

Cilantro makes me sick.
Cilantro makes me cry.
Why do I do this to myself?




Jams

still monsters and men,
though they try twice as they might,
cast no such evil.




God Hates Cilantro

No evil please in
the age of Aquarius.
Die, cilantro, die!




Aardvark42

Once upon a time,
I ate some raw cilantro.
I said, "This stuff sucks!"




God Hates Cilantro

Eradicate it
from your food and from your life
your toilet thanks you




Dnk668

Shitty Cilantro
You taste like old dying goat
Why did God make you?




ScottW

Cilantro Shocks Me!
Like aluminium, harsh.
Tin tears on my tongue.




Amberlyslavastein

Egg salad sandwich
One bite - the enemy's here
Maiming my tastebuds




Nimue1692

Even but one flake
In my otherwise tasty
Taco makes me hurl




Bananakey

..eggs, salt, cilantro
What? Why would a recipe
Add something so grose?




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