Palmolive or JoyPour it all over your food.Thus is cilantro.
Foul soap fills my mouth,Indian, Mexican foodOtherwise tastes good.
fetid corpse, you weeddefacating on my foodthe flavor of death
If there is a hell,Then I think my mouth found it.Forsaken Am I.
Oh, how I hate theeWretched pile of nastinessMake me want to puke
These Leaves IngestedWith Haste From a Great HungerFrom Which I Recoil
Oh! Disappointment!The wonderful dinner... likerot with this leaf.
They don't understandthey attack me by serving their putrid favorite
Delicious cuisine-- if the chef did not believecilantro tastes good
What's that awful taste?Is this the flavor of death?No, it's cilantro.
The most bitter tasteSoap inside my burritoI did not request
Cilantro is dope.I grow it in my garden.You're all batshit nuts.
A haiku I madeof cilantro which I hatepost it on the netz.
Warn me if it's thereFriends don't let friends eat this weedYou can have it all
Retching sensationWhat can this foul, vile taste be?Vomit brings relief
Nothing tastes so badDefies all comparisonTastes like goat's milk soap
Laughter good for soulCilantro good for nothingHow can they eat it?
Hate cilantro too?Misery loves companyJoin with us today
Whoever heard ofCilantro on pupusa?Ew, so disgusting.
Welcoming and green.I approached, fool that I am, Cursed and wretched fiend!
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