Cilantro NO!
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Cilantro, NO!

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(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

I already have
The most haikus of every
One so back off boi




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

This feeling, its, its
Is terrible i hate it
Tasting cilantro...




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

I will try harder
I will try my hardest
So cilantro dies.




Brennarylee1010

I like to eat quac
But the cilantro ruined it
I HATE cilantro




Stiggy

Of course good sir,
You have lost, so maybe try
To try harder, yes?




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

Will anyone else
want to try to beat me in
a haiku-off? Eh?




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

Not for long we'll meet
Again so be ready to fight
Again for now bye




Stiggy

The gong rings, out to
The domain of haikus, end
of the battle, bye.




Stiggy

My rage for for this
Coriander, everlasting
Never to die down




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

It smells like dog sh**
It looks like basil what is
It? Its cilantro!




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

Whoever uses
Cilantro is a demon
That can burn in fire




Stiggy

Chucking it afar
Down into the void, far past
Bedrock, gone, goodbye




Stiggy

I draw my dirk, ready
To battle the cilantro
Await in my stew.




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

This cilantro sucks
It can die in the lava
In my minecraft world




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

Alright cmon lets
Go cilantro suck and
You know it okay?




Stiggy

Undo, undone, I
Scream at my soup, for inside
The cilantro sits.




Stiggy

Cilantro sparks from
The deepest pits of hell, so
Keep back, demon spawn




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

Cmon man this stuff
Is easy, cilantro is bad
It makes me queasy




(っ◔◡◔)っ That Du

Fight me i challenge
You on a haiku-off so
So get ready to fight




Stiggy

I am in school but,
I still write about how bad
Cilantro is, ok?
(Remember to avoid it.)




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