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Cilantro, NO!

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Exterminate this
Terrible herb from the world
So we can be saved




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All cilantro must
Must be quarantined by life
Or stop existing




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If i had to write
A passage about this herb
The only word,"bad"
(As in terrifying bad)




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This cilantro is
As bad as a poo shoved in
A teen's very stinky sock
(VERY BAD i've had experience with my brothers stinky socks... just as bad as cilantro)




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I'm asserting my
Dominance over haikus
Cilantro can die




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I am better than
Stiggy, i write better stuff
Than him okay? Bye.




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Mother please no i
Don't want to eat this poo
No more torcher please




Stiggy

Cilantro sucks, bad
Get off my Minecraft server
Non-Religious scum




Dandiel

Cilantro sucks bad
Cilantro killed me bad
These all end in bad




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Im spamming haikus
About how bad it is, sigh
Cilantro must die




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I want to die so
I don't have to taste this stuff
Cilantro kills me
(Not really i still want to live but still!)




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Cilantro bad bad
Bad bad bad bad bad
Thats how bad it is




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The herb of bad death
Absolute worst herb in world
So please kill it all
(Cilantro)




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This weapon is bad
To poison all humanity
Except the lovers...




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Cilantro can die
It tastes like a very bad
And stinky skunk. Ew!




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This belongs in trash
Where i found it.. cilantro
Begone you dog poo!




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Cilantro is trash.
You shouldn't try it okay?
You will surely die..




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Cilantro is bad!
It will exterminate us!
Please burn it for help!




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What if it burned huh?
Seeing cilantro burn.. mmm
It will be quite fun.




I Hate Cilantro So Much

i hate cilantro
so, i burned that green poopie
i hate cilantro




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