If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
To evil to be anyone in history
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
There are so many OTHER flavours you could use, HUNDREDS of them. Not just ****ing coriander. Some people seem to think that food is not food if there isn't coriander bloody in it. I frigging HATE coriander, I would rather eat dog shit. Some people don't understand my hatred of it and tell me, "it's not that bad." or "I think your over reacting." But I would rather impale myself on a large metal spike than eat that shit. Sometimes people will put it in my food thinking that I will not notice it, or that I might like it in something. Then they look surprised when I am sick or get angry with them. I have been told that, "I am just fussy." or "Grow up, it's only coriander." I FRIGGING HATE coribloodyander with all my might. I would rather die horribly in a bathtub full of burning plastic, than eat that crap. Coriander is the most popular herb on the face of the planet, I wish it was all put on an island and incinerated by a nuclear bomb. It just tastes so horrible and it is only 1 herb. There is so much choice, simply by not allowing coriander in my house is NOT selfish. I would even cook a spicy curry for someone, or make them coffee, just as long as I don't have to eat or drink it, but coriander, that's a different story. I HATE it and I just wish people would understand. I even like anchovies, blue cheese, olives, pickles and other common phobias, not coriander! I like vegetables, fruit, brown bread, spinach, sprouts, cabbage, you name it, with the exception of celery, I LOVE ALL veg! I even like a tiny bit of spice in my food, there are so many things you could try, if coriander is the only thing you eat you must be insane. I would rather start smoking cigarettes, and I hate them! I used to go to an organic college, and they used it all the time. Their food was TERRIBLE, even the stuff with ought coriander, but they still used it in a lot of their awful food, I say **** it! ) :<
More about me:
I HATE coriander.
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