Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

Supporting the fight against cilantro!

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Username: HollyG
Member for: 1.13 years
Last Login: August 31, 2018
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
Pico de gallo which is otherwise delicious but is infected with cilantro
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
no because they're sickos
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
Pol Pot because it forces everyone to conform to it's omnipresent standards and shows no mercy.
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
One time I went to Chili's with my family for mother's day and I decided to get a delicious flatbread meal. However, when it comes out I find that it has that green devil, the sickening weed, the monster cilantro sprinkled all over it. No where on the menu did they list that this meal comes with a hearty dose of hell spice on it. I was forced to scrape the entire top part of the meal off and still subjected to stray cilantro pieces embedded in my food. Honestly, what is with restaurants and putting cilantro on everything when they damn well know that half the population hates it!!!! It's like they're trying to alienate customers.
More about me:
It doesn't even taste like soap to me, I just hate it.
My Haikus
God god god god god
I hate cilantro so much
why does it exist

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