Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

Supporting the fight against cilantro!

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Username: No cilantro
Member for: 7 days
Last Login: November 6, 2019
Sex: M
Age: 18
United States
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
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My Haikus
Cilantro Cilantro
I hate you
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Taste like baby
Taste like green
Taste like bleach
Taste like ear
Taste like my mothers old cars window
Taste like my dads dirty foot
I waddle into the Spirit Halloween bathroom
to take a spookie dookie
I pray to god
My family disowned me
I weep in the ally
All because i accidentally
Ate cilantro
I will be sacrificed in three days
To whom they are sacrificing me to
Is unknown
Everyone will watch me die
All because I ate cilantro
Saying the word makes me sick
I don't know how I could do such a thing
I came to this website
The last thing that I will right
Is this haiku

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