Cilantro NO!
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Cilantro, NO!

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Username: SilantroSuxxzzz
Member for: 38 days
Last Login: October 17, 2019
Sex: F
Age: 17
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
Burritos
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
No and they all deserve to burn in hell for it
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
Mussolini because no one likes Italians
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
I ate it in the cafeteria and my mouth died. I have to get a replacement tongue for the damages caused by the devil's lettuce. I will be suing.
More about me:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
My Haikus
Cilantro,
The bane of my existence.
My heart broken,
My soul crushed
My mouth dead
My Family burned

All because of cilantro.
Fuck you cilantro

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