Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

Supporting the fight against cilantro!

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Username: Vegas
Member for: 1.29 years
Last Login: July 8, 2018
Sex: M
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
All of them
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
Yes. Especially my mother.
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
If a historical dictator had the same ability to infiltrate its domain and completely ruin it, while even making the best of the domain(in this case many great chefs) accept it, then that dictator wouldn't be history. He/she/it would still exist today, continuously inflicting pain and suffering on a global scale, just like coriander and cilantro.
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
First experience: A beautiful salmon dish that I could swear someone had replaced the salt with hand soap. And I mean really cheap hand soap. The kind that gives you a rash if you've used it for too long. I recently bought a red curry paste I needed for a dish, and little did I know that Satan had pissed in this ingredient as well until I opened the tiny can. Now my mother was downstairs, and she yelled: Who in the actual f*** brought that s*** into our house?? two seconds after opening it. And then I realized.. With a tiiiny writing at the bottom it said: ''MAY contain traces of coriander seeds''. Now if mere traces of this biochemical weapon is enough to infuriate people on a different floor in the house within seconds, then this makes me wonder why anyone wanted to eat this substance in the first place.
More about me:
I love cooking, and I am widely known for liking and accepting pretty much all kinds of flavours, tastes, vegetables etc. (except even the thought of Balut(search it up)). So when I say that this single exception of ''flavor'' is an abomination, then that should at least count for something. Thank you for reading, and may the leaves and seeds of hell disintegrate in your presence.

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