Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

Supporting the fight against cilantro!

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Username: airwavdav
Name: David Heyman
Email: hairwavdavNEARgmailDOTcom
Member for: 11.06 years
Last Login: October 9, 2017
Sex: M
Location: Oakland  CA
United States
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
Whatever has more on it than can reasonably be picked off.
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
All of them hate cilantro - those who claim otherwise are in denial.
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
I believe that if you scrape past the marzipan coating, you will find that Kim Jong-un is made entirely of cilantro.
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
Lately I have been encouraged to try a bit of cilantro, get used to the flavor, eventually I'll like it. This is how serious drug addicts get started. I will not gradually get used to cilantro in my salsa, any more than I will gradually get used to feces in my hamburger patties. Those tainted burgers probably taste better.
More about me:
There is no more to know. My hatred of this evil weed is all-consuming. And don't get me started on coriander.
My Haikus
Poor helpless taste buds
Grisly death if there was one
Damn you cilantro
Leaf addict zombies
Dead eyes and soap scoured palates
Beckon me to hell
Nachos Gabachos
Cilantropic Revenge for
Paraquatty Pot
out of cilantro?
no prob that's what the restroom
soap dispenser's for
if all that's left is
cilantro or starvation
hello seppuku!
hey ninety percents
stop forcing bad food choices
down ten percents' throats
this strange compulsion
to suck on herbal bed bugs
is simply insane
shove your evil weed
this aggression will not stand
cilantro fascists
care for cilantro?
or perhaps ill just take a
big dump on your plate
cilantro is to
fine dining as Kenny Gs
sax is to great jazz
soap or cilantro
one way or the other its
punishment for mouths
there are some c words
more offensive than others
distasteful for sure
the Emperor built
a Great Wall to keep Chinese
Parsley from spreading
forget cyanide
just use the green shit from that
pico de gallo
new food court option
OMG called Cilantro
horror the horror

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