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Cilantro, NO!

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Username: andy_silva
Member for: 12.13 years
Last Login: August 8, 2007
Sex: M
Age: 39
Location: Somerville  MA
United States
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
More about me:
My Haikus
It taints the salsa
Soapy leaf floats sneakily
A turd in the pool
Pico de Gallo,
Spring rain, mixed with mustard gas;
Sweetly packaged death.
Pho from viet nam,
you're cheap and delicious,
except for that leaf!
Breeze through an ass crack,
Blowing up your nose gently,
Cilantro's like that.
Throat muscles tighten
Like ass cheeks that are caressed
by creepy strangers

Comments left for andy_silva:
I loved your creepy strangers haiku. The imagery was spot on and vivid. :D Thanks for a great laugh.



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