If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
Hitler. Some people like it, and try to force it on people. But i actually causes death and pain.
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
When I was a wee lad, and had never been exposed to the demon of all food, cilantro, I liked eating whatever I could. If mother was cutting onions, I took a handful of em and ate them raw. Still do, actually. Anyways, one day I saw green stuff. "Mom, Can I have some Parsley?" I asked her. I was probably six or seven at the time. "Yeah, bu this is cilantro." I grabbed some off the cutting board and shoved the green devil in my mouth. I immediately started panicking and ran to the garbage to spit it out. I put my mouth up to the faucet (eww gross six year old me) and turned on the water. No matter what I did, nothing could rid the spicy soapy taste from my mouth. It was horrible.