Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

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Username: cilantrotastelikeshitson
Name: Obie Oxenfree
Email: thesunmakesmyeyeswaterNEARyahooDOTcom
Member for: 13.44 years
Last Login: May 24, 2006
Sex: M
Age: 43
Location: Puyallup  WA
United States
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
P B AND J sandwitches. hahaha. on rye oww!! sometimes on whole weat when i am feeling healthy that day. 12 grain make me poo.
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
my youngest daughter tashahead hates cilantro and baby jah jah hates it too. i think it must run in the family! haha oww my titties! i would hate my titties if they were covered in cilantro.
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
fidel castro because he wont die.
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
This story starts far the heart of america, istanbul. and it also takes place right here in WA, sometimes. okay so i was walking to the street well...more like a dirt gravely type road because i lived in a little village and i lived in a hut there made of grass and leaves and bark from birch trees that flourised nearby. it was in the vacinity of san fran and stretched all the way to santa cruz. pretty much. but my birth mom handed me some warmed up this was breast milk and it was microwaved which was my FAVORITE! owwww. but she put fucking cilantro in it and thats when my life changed...i shot her. i shot her in the tittie. i had to punish her for what she had done to ruin my village and eventually my entire life. because i shot her in her tittie i went to prison which was in ...believe it or not??? washington. purdy washington. womens prison...thats a long story that has nothing to do with cilantro. maybe thats why i like titties so much...i dont know. i dont know who i am anymore. this stupid kid wont stop bugging me...he keeps pulling on my dred locks and he is pissing me off. well anyway. i hate cilantro because it put my in prison. i hate even more that they put that shit in everything here even the eggs and bacon. i cant even eat a sandwitch...haha. without thinking of that bitch and her titties and how much i hate cilantro. fuck you all.
More about me:
i think that if you knew me you would like me. or you would just want to vomit all over my dred locks. and maybe then i would grab your titties. or whatever.

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