Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

Supporting the fight against cilantro!

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Username: gklein
Member for: 2.95 years
Last Login: October 11, 2016
Sex: M
Age: 38
Location: Freeport  ME
United States
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
All of them. If it contains Cilantro, it is not a food.
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
No. I am a lone pillar of rage.
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
General Aladeen (not historical but accurate) "You're like an onion, an outer layer of cocksucker, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of cocksucker".
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...

Click to read and comment on my story! I can't remember the first time I realized that some chefs like put bits dish rags in their meals. I believe it was a slow process of elimination that lead me to understand why I hated some dishes while others loved them. Learning that cilantro is related to parsley did the trick. For me, parsley blots out all other flavors so that all I can taste is Parsley. cilantro is exactly the same but it tastes like absolute shit and makes me want to flip a table. I HATE asking for a burrito without cilantro and getting it, just to find that cilantro is in the pico de galo, salsa, sauces, EVERTHING! I would hope that by now some chefs would understand that if they blend this junk in with other stuff, they should say something. Removing the garnish is not enough! I am like the princess and the pea. I will taste it through everything and make you give me another dish because I don't eat shaved soap flakes.
More about me:
I live in Maine. I hate cilantro. Cocktail shrimp are my is cheese......Scotch too. Oh, I hate cilantro.

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