||May 21, 2006
||I hate cilantro.
|What does cilantro taste like to you?|
|Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:|
|An ex-girlfriend used to put that shit in EVERYTHING. For that reason, ANYTHING containing the vile weed is most hated.|
|Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?|
|I believe my mother hates cilantro. No word on the rest of the clan but my campaign is in full swing to disengender them of any cilantro-harboring notions.|
|If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?|
|Cilantro is the Ghengis Khan of herbs, cutting new holes in my tastebuds and allowing the Mongol Horde of its disgustingness to rape them.|
|My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...|
Daaaaaaaaaaammmmnn Yoooooooooouuu! |
|More about me:|
|I never saw a wild thing enjoy cilantro.
A small bird will fall dead frozen from a bough
Having only once tasted cilantro.|