Cilantro NO!

Cilantro, NO!

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Username: tailypoe
Name: Ayehaet Korrieahndhurre
Email: henrytudorNEARshawDOTca
Member for: 11.86 years
Last Login: December 22, 2007
Age: 25
Stance: I hate cilantro.

What does cilantro taste like to you?
Most Hated Cilantro-Containing Food:
Do people in your family hate cilantro, too? Who?
my evil mother whom I do not love at all and never have loves it. The dog won't eat it. she will however , eat spinach when properly thrown at her.
If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?
joseph stalin with stomach flu. No ! or Oliver Cromwell.
My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...
I was playing majesco's Cooking Mama; dinner with friends for the nintendo wii. ("that new fangled cooki'n type game" for all you non gamers.) making brochette. used a lot of cilantro (shudder), thinking it was parsley. later, as part of a big dinner, my dish was served to a friend who reported : " oooooagh ........ what's in this ? I'm sorry, I just can't contain my revulsion for this.... you used way too much Cilantro. etc, etc, I did everything right except the cilantro. my friend hated it enough to be brutally honest with me. it seems even videogame characters find it overpowering and unpleasant ! She ended up leaving. before dessert. I was rated a 43 % (2 stars) on that particular dish. "game over" for all you non- gamers.
More about me:
is'e 13 and I routinely dip in achohol , then BURN cilantro. (with a gas mask and outdoor space)
My Haikus
thought to be parsley,
then my dish overpower'd.
it's healthy ? try mint.
unfortunate me !
I gargle with vodka.
now, when will it stop.... ?
some claim to like it
who are these individuals
they heed no distaste
oh poisoned soap herb !
was the taste evolved perhaps,
for deterring sheep ?
I caress your lips
but, Oh ! You've eaten malice !
kisses never more
upon discovery
I see my lovely soup and...
Now one thought forms : RAGE!

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