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A Story by Julie

You know the funny little lime-green bugs with a high triangular back that are a pest in the garden? And how when you squash them they really STINK? With a kind of sour, soapy smell that makes you wan...



A Story by Charlotte

I got a salad from this cute little diner which opened up near where I live. I went in there for the first time, extremely excited. The decor in the restaurant (which shall not be named for publicity ...



A Story by Coral Mondid

So, I am a kid, and I HATE CILANTRO!!! My mom and sister like it though, and it frickin' bothers me when they are chowing down on cilantro rice, or cilantro curry, or anything with cilantro in it. The...



A Story by ANONOmys

Honestly, my story is not that bad. I find cilantro nasty, but it's not like I lost everything I love over it. Also, my story is bland, boring, just a "huh, I don't like this at all," but here goes: ...



A Story by Milo

I first found coriander when I was 5. My dad was blending it with other weird smelling stuff and I hated the smell so much that I ran and hid in the tumble dryer. It was truly horrifying, and my siste...



A Story by Zichen Zhang

I am Chinese and I hate cilantros very much. I think they are green stools. I will tell my friends this website who hate cilantros....



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I was making some microwavable food which happened to have some green stuff in it, didn't think much of it and I carried on. When I came to eating it there was a green blob on the corner, I decided to...



A Story by Paige

My story began with my favorite dish of all time, guacamole. I was but a young teen who had a passion for avocados and guacamole-- my mom is known for her recipe. She keeps it quite simple, just the a...



A Story by JL

Hello my name is JL. I hate cilantro with all my heart. I have to rant before I tell my story tho. WHY does cilantro smell like stink bugs that have been crushed (ew but true)? That's the first straw....



A Story by Anna

I was 16. My grandmother had bought a frozen prepared dish. Noodles.
At first I thought that it was awful because it was a frozen prepared dish: spongy meat ball, clocked in a plastic bowl.
...



A Story by Eric The Fuck Head

A few years ago, I went to a friend, friends house. I really didn't want to go because I despised this person, but my friend convinced me to go. When we got to the hose it stank like, old musty fanny,...



A Story by Ally And Jordyn

I was just happily hanging out in the grocery store, when I found some delicious-looking pasta. I was like, "hey, that looks rather tasty. Maybe I should try some." I picked out a bowl of pasta, and, ...



A Story by Lilly

I was little, maybe 7, when my dad was cooking dinner. he handed me this small green plant and told me to try it. i made the mistake of actually eating it. it tasted strongly of soap and made me small...



A Story by Lezlie Jackson

I was a happy teenage girl. I had friends, a boyfriend, a family, a roblox account, and an overall great life. My boyfriend, Lewis, took me out to a fancy mexican restaurant for my 17th birthday. I go...



A Story by James

Me and my sister were in Taiwan, and we ordered the "maki" which is basically pork in glutinous soup and should be a joyful bowl of goodness for the cold weather. To our horror, the person creating th...



A Story by Anonymus

This is my cilantro story. One day, in my kindergarten years, we had a "bring-something-healthy-to-school-day." Sounds fake, but this is legit. Everyone brought something healthy, I remember I brought...



A Story by Homseas

I can't really remember my first encounter with the greens themselves. However, this is what it tastes like to me:

Imagine you're walking on the beach along the ocean front. You are having ...



A Story by Hannah

When my favorite chef 'jamie oliver' put herb called 'coriander' on everything, I felt like I already love the herb. Then I visited my boyfriend(now husband) in United kingdom and he took me to little...



A Story by Anton

Hi there,
I encountered cilantro decades ago in Mexico and I hate it at the very first taste. Cilantro is very common in Mexico although my Mexican friends say: " Either you love or hate cilantro...



A Story by PermitHerple

This one time when i was like 7 or 8, my mom took us to this taco place and i asked for a chicken taco and it was filled to the brim with cilantro and my mom made me eat the whole thing. It was this g...



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