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my mother has always taught me that cilantro is evil and never to be messed with. one time at a particularity ignorant restaurant, I ordered a sandwich. I had no idea that the ruthless spice would be ...



A Story by CilantroHater2014

One time, I was texting my friend. I went to type "invisble", and my phone autocorrected to Cilantro. I was stunned and nervous. My palms started sweating. Cilantro? I felt as though the her...



A Story by Zoe

I am a vegetarian and am so open minded in trying new foods that my friends recommend! My mother is a vegan and has her own garden in the back of the living room. One day one of my friends suggested s...



A Story by Recks

Cilantro is so nasty. I tried 2 snort and i began 2 develop a rare disease called Bigdickitis. it is only curable with amputation please help 2 fund 4 my big amputation i need 100000 dollar...



A Story by 1234567890

Well, I love Vietnamese buns. So one time, I ordered a really good one that my friends recommended. At first, the few delicious bites I got were heavenly. Then, I hit hell's flames. I opened the bun.....



A Story by Yvette

As an avid consumer of varying food products, I would love to be able to say that I will eat anything. I cannot however, in good conscience, say this because of one foul demon food accessory which ha...



A Story by Dsiojdoajdjohoiasd P

cilantro gave my mom and dad explosive squirt poops. my mom quite work because she sharted in her pants infront of the whole school. my dad sharted in the store on a little kids foot. and one time at ...



A Story by Nat

I LOVE cilantro, I don't know what's wrong with you sick people. ...



A Story by Katya

I was 9 years old. It all started at a Chinese New Year celebration when mum handed me an oyster omelette. Having a mature palette for my taste, I was looking forward to it, not knowing that a nasty s...



A Story by CilanNOinLa

I didn't know the bane of some of my meals had a name. Whenever I tasted it, I thought it was just a bad taste and then later I wouldn't give it a second thought. But then I stared tasting it more an...



A Story by Lyf

I went to India and there was cilantro in every food. I wanted to kill myself....



A Story by Zachary

It was mid-afternoon on a pleasantly warm June afternoon in 1992. My older brother and his weird friend had invited me and my cousin to the nearby larger town to shop and have lunch at "this awe...



A Story by Cayden Faser

On december 14 my stepmom had me try the hell food called "cilantro" and ill tell you. My butt-hole bruised worst then Beyonce after chris brown. What came out of me burned my internals as i...



A Story by Carrie

I first had cilantro at a restaurant chain called "Islands" in So. California circa 1990. I ordered the tuna tacos, took one bite and immediately asked the waiter to tell me what the small ...



A Story by Ccwest

It took me years to finally realize what it was that made me so sick. And I never would have guessed it was this little green plant. I don't even mind the taste...it's the hours of the worst stomach c...



A Story by Andre Orsini

I`m from southeast of Brazil. I lived in Northeast for 7 years. Maybe I ate cilantro before, but I didn`t know it.
In 2004, my firsts days in the city of Natal, a friend of mine, a homie, made a v...



A Story by Anonymous

I first encountered cilantro when I was 16. I was at a fancy high class resteraunt and there was little green leaves next to the sandwich I order. I thought it was mint leaves. I like to chew on mint ...



A Story by Natalia

I really cannot stand cilantro. It started when I was eating this bbq chicken chopped salad from California Pizza Kitchen. i bit into the dreadful little herb and i nearly threw up. Ever since then I ...



A Story by Ariane

I ated cilantro and it was bad.

It tasted like soap and satan

- A very angry person ...



A Story by Ron Pilla

A new restaurant opened in our city. After about 6 months of hearing mixed reviews my wife and I decided to try it. I love the heat, so decided on ordering a plate of nachos and a side of suicide flav...



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