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A Story by Wimg Wah

It was a dark day when the being know as 'cilantro' entered my life. It was night, a Saturday (all of them, the bitches) and I was alone. I was lost and I had ventured out to the part of town no one e...



A Story by Rae Jeanice Coyle

It was Christmas Eve, 1994. The snow heavy and the spirits were high. The inlaws were in town and I really wanted to impress them with my high quality cooking skills. The dish; my special Christmas Ju...



A Story by Gingerly

Growing up in So Cal in the 1960's, I never encountered cilantro. Avocado was then, and still is one of my favorite foods. I must have eaten my weight in guacamole yearly. I moved to Illinois in 1971 ...



A Story by Kramer Richardson

Tommy from down the street used to speak wonders of this green leafy herb. "It tastes like heaven, and then some", he would say. November 6th, 2002. I was 12 years old, I was scared, lone...



A Story by Derp

hello friends, today i am here to share my cilantro story with all of you. At a young age i experinced terror which is cilantro. it was a bright and sunny day, the birds were singing and all was right...



A Story by Chandler

%he day after my graduation my family (extended family too) decided to eat at Chuy's. I hate this place with a passion. I would have refused to go if it weren't for my uncle's family being there (he i...



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A Story by Rafael

My first encounter with cilantro was in China. I had never tasted it before and was certain it was a spice that only existed in Asia. The smell of it was horrible and the taste made me want to vomit. ...



A Story by JebYTC

I was eating this huge ass burrito. Shit was cash. Then I tasted something that was foul. It was fucking cilantro. My face started to puff up like a balloon. I started bleeding out of my eye sockets a...



A Story by Rachel

It took me a while to come to grips with my distaste for cilantro. I am envious of folks who share stories of instantly "hating" cilantro upon first taste, for me it was a painfully slow dra...



A Story by Han

1989, in Madagascar. With 2 colleagues on route from the capital to the west coast. We stop for a bite. A small restaurant, not very hygienic. Actually so disgusting that my colleagues, both smokers, ...



A Story by Pollykatz

I am 18 years old and tried cilantro for the first time a few weeks ago. I had seen cilantro before, but no one ever warned me. also I work at Subway and plenty of people get it in their sandwich. so ...



A Story by David

I grew up in an Anglo culture. Then some Indonesian friends started taking me to Vietnamese restaurants. Something was wrong so I avoided going out with them. Thai was the same. I worked out that at w...



A Story by Wendy

I first encountered the vile herb known as cilantro when i was barely the age of six. I remember suddenly coughing and choking on the stringy plant as I tasted its putrid aroma in my soup. Now I won't...



A Story by Tanya Khorti

I was told that cilantro had wonderful healing possiblities for assholes. You see, my asshole was extremely irritated and hairy. I couldn't function- I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep... Not when my as...



A Story by Rachael G



I come from a background of strong Mexican heritage, unfortunately, I do NOT share their same love of...CILANTRO.

Ever since I can remember, I always disliked this leafy green demo...



A Story by Katie

Even typing this I can imagine that putrid smell wafting off a plate of cilantro lime rice and I'm getting nauseous. I don't remeber the first time I had it. I probably erased that terrifying memory f...



A Story by Twenty|one|pilots

The first time I ever had an encounter with cilantro was a couple years ago. My mother was making a dish that I had no intention of eating, but I was forced to help prepare it. She put me to work pick...



A Story by Greta

When I was about nine or ten, my mom and I decided to transport some cilantro plants to a friend who lived about twenty minutes away. We both hate cilantro with a passion, but we were doing it as a fa...



A Story by Sam

I absolutely hate cilantro!! When I was 10 my brother and sister put cilantro in my food as a joke (because I always complained how gross it was) and it made me throw up. I swear It appears on food ou...



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