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I was at the grocery store, looking for new food for Tweetie, my bird. I could tell he was already tired of eating that lame birdseed and wanted something more interesting. While shopping, I came acro...



A Story by SmithSmithson

DAMN YOU!!!!
By Smith Smithson


I hate cilantro and my life changed for worst because of it, and I still have nightmares about it...



A Story by Chris B. Bahkon

Once apon a time, I was going to the grocery store with my mom, and my mom said "Why don't we get some cilantro?" I, of course, said yes because I didn't know what cilantro was, so I was very curious ...



A Story by Mclaren

Whey back when I was a small human I LOVED cilantro like I would eat the stuff raw!
Anyway so when I moved out for college I went to the store to buy cilantro to put in soup, I little taste of h...



A Story by Amanda

My hatred of cilantro started when I was at chipotle. I have had it once before and liked it. So I went back to have a bowl with chicken, rice, lettuce, sour cream, black beans, and cilantro. The rice...



A Story by Cilantrolivesmatter

It was a dark and stormy night in mid April. My good friend cilantro came over for coffee. My brother had always expressed such burning hatred for cilantro. Apparently the feeling was mutual, so cilan...



A Story by Ross Hill

Yesterday was my birthday. My mom knew I hated cilantro. She got me a bottle full of vinegar labeled "Cilantro repellent!" I laughed and cried at the sight, but earlier today I tried it and... It didn...



A Story by Seemore Butts

The first time I ever ate cilantro, I was 5. It tasted like a sidewalk in China and I immediately threw up. I ran to my mom crying, "I HATE CILANTRO!!!!!!" She said back, "Well I love it." I asked my ...



A Story by X

汕头人 喝夜粥
蟹粥 特别香
放了香菜
我还没发现
当场吐了出来...



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I was at a hippie restaurant ordering food and when I recieved my steak covered in green sauce, I took one bite and felt the sensation of an entire bar of liquid soap in my mouth, I began to cough I g...



A Story by Scarlett

I am really fond of Georgian cuisine, but it is usually full of cilantro - it's kind of traditional herb.
Georgian cuisine thrives on a balance of nutty, tart, and herbal flavors. Walnuts are us...



A Story by Walker George

I heard cilantro can’t use bar code tags. This came as quite a shock, I’d already though cilantro was a terrible creation, but this is to much! You need to read a code book, find cilantro, and typ...



A Story by Mr. Ham

At first it was just a dislike of cilantro. If someone asked if I wanted it as a garnish I would politely say no and go on with my day. I didn't care for the taste but I didn't hate the plant, not in ...



A Story by Suffering

Hanging there dead with all hope lost. First we must go back to the beginning. It was a day just like any other, just shopping at the store with my mother, but before I knew it my mom grabbed cilantro...



A Story by PacMan

My father, peter was 809 years old and it was his 810 birthday. My aunt Belinda brought out the nicely decorated cake with a slight pinch of cilantro on the top. I eyes the cilantro suspicously while ...



A Story by Emilyreneemanson55

The first time I ate cilantro I was at my grandma's house and she put it in her soup! I mean my grandma's soup is the best but this was the first time she put cilantro in it. I tasted the cilantro and...



A Story by Unknown

When I was yet a young lass, I stumbled upon my neighbor's garden, and there it was: a foul beast so big and strong, his only desire to rip through the tongue and throat with a revolting blow of pain ...



A Story by Rowan H

I really hate you:
Ciltantro in my Thai noodles.
Hence I found this site...



A Story by Userniome

cilantro killed my brother and ruined my life
we were on our wayto the supermarket when a crazy sociopath decided to run by with his truck. The truck was apparently filled with cilantro, byt lets...



A Story by Emma

I was just an innocent 5 year old when I first encountered cilantro. My father was growing cilantro in our backyard. I didn't know what that meant until that fateful day when I tried it. I was play...



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