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A Story by Jimmy Neutron

Alright. So. Cilantro... it hurts me. Cilantro was a childhood friend. I CONFESSED TO CILANTRO-SENPAI AND HE REJECTED ME! Cilantro-senpai. I wish the worst for you. Or you get eaten because you are a ...



A Story by Toe

This horrid taste that assaults me, soaplike and yet without charm.
Entered this hell via family dinner, thought I, but the worst is yet to pass, how far could this green-skinned plant draw me, ...



A Story by Nathan Kane

Once, there was a boy, and he hated cilantro. He would never eat, it no matter how much his parents would try make it better. finally, he ate it, after his parents wrapped it up in melted chocolate. T...



A Story by Imagay

Ummm. ok. My mom was trying to get all creative with her cooking. It slowly turned into her just mixing random things into beautiful art then forcing it down my throat as a snack. One time, she made d...



A Story by Alexis

So, I was 11 in this encounter (my first one) with cilantro, My mom and I went to the supermarket to get ingredients for a new Spanish dish she wanted to make, and one of the ingredients was cilantro ...



A Story by Bobby

I sat at a Chipotle. There were flecks of green sprinkled throughout my salad. Were they weird lettuce? There was only one way to find out. To taste. I reached for one of the little flecks. I raised t...



A Story by S

I was eating out with family at a local place that I had been to a lot. I always ordered the stewed beef, white/brown rice, black beans and plantain chips. I would dump the black beans on the rice and...



A Story by India

I first tried coriander/cilantro when I was 11 or so. My mum and I were eating tacos for dinner, and she suggested that I try cilantro/coriander. I put a leaf of it in my taco, bit it, and immediately...



A Story by Ryo Shitsume

The first time I tried cilantro was at a banquet for my father's promotion. After speeches were said, the guests sat down to indulge in dish called "Cilantro Stem Pesto." I had never tried cilantro b...



A Story by Kendra Haniller

On a horrifically cold winter night, my mother had the nerves to delight our relatives with the chicken tar-tar burgers, dressed beautifully . . . as always. Grudgingly, I bit through the thin bun, an...



A Story by Dj

I was 6 at the dinner table. My grandmother made dinner with my mom. It was pasta with cilantro dressing and leaves woth pepper sprinkled. I asked "mommy, what this?" My grandmother replied with " it'...



A Story by Fred

I had recently been hired at a burrito/taco place. I realized that cilantro was a popular item on the menu but I would try to avoid it as much as possible trying to not smell, or taste the equivalent ...



A Story by Arika

I had recently been hired at a burrito/taco place. I realized that cilantro was a popular item on the menu but I would try to avoid it as much as possible trying to not smell, or taste the equivalent ...



A Story by Oliver

Hi, my name's Oliver and I experienced something.... terrible. It was two years ago and I was sitting in my room when my mom called me to the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen and gasped. She was bei...



A Story by Your Mom

Once, We Made Frosting.

It Tasted Like Cilantro

Thats How Bad It Was...



A Story by Fiona

And there it was.
A plate of guacamole. Not at all threatening, right?
Wrong. I addressed the strange green leaf resting above the scoop of delightful, creamy-but-not-slimy guac.
"Mom,"...



A Story by

She said to try it, she said it would be good. I trusted her, that's right, I trusted you, mom. you said it would add a nice spice to my burrito that i would like. I could already smell it, that nasty...



A Story by Wiktor

I hate Cilantro, it brokes every soup and I decided to write a poem about it. Here we go:
I hate Cillantro,
because looks like broken piano.
Smells like poop,
and i never eat that ...



A Story by CilantNO

I discovered my hatred for the plant ones call "cilantro" when I was over at a friend's they shoved the product down my mouth, as some cruel prank, the rubbish taste was in my mouth and I couldn't sto...



A Story by Sawyer James

Listen. I hate Cilantro. I really do. I live in Cookeville, TN, and people here really like the farmers market. There's one that runs along the train tracks that go into town, and there's this one far...



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