November 04, 2011
My story begins like many others. I was casually nibbling on some food, browsing the web, NOT expecting anything out of the ordinary. A few bites in, there it was. Unmistakeable, horribly offensive, and staring me dead in the FACE!! I didn't know whether to vomit all over my keyboard, or pass out from disbelief. This was completely foreign to me, and still cannot believe sane people indulge in this!! It was my NEMISIS!! This absolutely pointless and atrocious website!!! I threw my delicious cilantro covered salmon bite back onto my plate (to be immediately eaten afterwards), and typed up a HORROR STORY!! Yuck!