November 22, 2011
I was at the store looking for herbs which my recipe called for. I couldn't find the shelf with the herbs, so I asked some guy who worked there. He pointed to the right, and I almost fainted. The only herb left was cilantro! I flipped him off, and called the store manager. We had a serious discussion, and he promised to give me 75% off. I was so enraged (like a nyan cat full of wrath) that I ran back to the shelf with the cilantro, grabbed a bunch, and stuffed it down the managers throat.