April 12, 2012
I was once stricken at a young age with a curiosity for this new ingredient in my mother's salad which she dubbed cilantro. I then proceeded to place this...thing in the salad. About 20 minutes later while eating this salad I had my first experience with cilantro... I can only describe it as though the gates of culinary hell had been opened and a river of darkness and hatred had been sent down my gob. Ever since that horrible night. I have embraced a firey passion against cilantro, I may only be a child but I pledge my life for the fight against cilantro.